You won't regret these.

I promise

I made sure to put a little of my sarcasm and humor after most of them

^this mad has his priorities in order^

^Santa is real: CONFIRMED^

^the professor was always my favorite^

^one of them? I hated all of them. Especially Kim. She was such a little bitch😂^

^my dad does this. I'm 95% convinced he's Satan. The only thing docking the remaining 5% is the fact that I've seen him use holy water without burning😂^

^nice cock bro^

^david was one bad bitch^

^L U S T^

^i wish I had his confidence^

^me sliding into the Wattpad announcement page on my profile^