Roses are red
I don't know Spanish
Duolingo bird says
It's time to vanish

He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake
So please continue your German
Or your life is what I'll take

I downloaded Duolingo so that I could improve my Japanese and Norwegian, and some pretty interesting shipt showed up

Can I speak Japanese fluently now?

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Am I fine with Duolingo, despite knowing that it may one day kill me in my sleep?

Will it at least let me get out of bed? Even once? What am I supposed to say?

Well, I'm a bit mature at least to not make jokes about being in bed. Wait...

I'm lucky I haven't lost my streak yet since I just downloaded it this morning.

Wait, I set my goal on Norwegian to 30 minutes instead of 10—

Well, it's fine, you know why?