requested by gay_feelings, probably but who knows

okey dokey let's goooooooo

(i'm countin on ya, toosh)

My name is Charlotte. Charlotte has nine letters. Nine ÷ three = three. Three sides to a triangle. Still kot convinced? Well I love memes.
we are number one is a meme. On the one dollar bill there is an Illuminati symbol.

But are you convinced? Probably not because you are a human and you are intelligent. Good for you.

Now I am not very rich. I look in my wallet and what do I find? I found exactly $5.66

5 + 6 = 11

11×2 (because I had 2 6's) = 22

66÷22=3

Three sides to a triangle.

Now without numbers bc I am a real playa.

The Illuminati is a pyramid with an eye. As luck would have it I have an eye. I even have two. That make me double Illuminati.

Now more: the Illuminati is on a dollar bill. Dollars bills are called paper money even though they're made of a form of linen.

I have papers. How many? Lots. Lots many.

But more importantly, what does paper come from? Trees. I have many trees, the street I live on is named after trees. In my backyard I have five trees and in the front yard I have one. This makes six.

Six trees ÷ two yards = three. Three sides to triangle.

Boom.

Take that, Nico.