Geo: I just want you for my own~

Marie: Please leave me the fuck alone~

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Mr. Heere: That's it! You're all grounded! Jeremy, no video games for you! Michael, no weed for you! Michelle, no music for you! Christine, no rehearsal for you! Elizabeth, no Michael for you! Squip no- oh my God is there anything that you love?

The Squip: Revenge

Mr. Heere: Well uh- no revenge for you!

The Squip: I was going to say "I'll get you for this" but I guess that's just off the table now isn't it

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Sharaug, looking at all over the bottles of alcohol, drugs, and weapons: Uh, Geo, how did you get all of these?

Geo: Not legally, if that's what you're asking

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Day 45 of quarantine

Geo: I just want to say that I love you all and I'll miss you guys so much.

Sabastian: Geo, you're going to the store to pick up toilet paper, not dying.

Sharaug: oh and don't forget the flour!

Geo: you guys are no fun.

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"Do you ever think about what your future spouse could be doing right now?"

Henry VIII, at 33, while married to Catherine of Aragon: woah, my 5th wife will be born this year!

Catherine of Aragon: your WHAT will be WHAT, now???

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Marcos: Shut up bitch I'm having issues.

Trent: Aren't you always?

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BMC

Elizabeth: are you okay?

Michael: I left my keys in my house and I'm angry Cos I made a convoluted plan on how I was gonna get it back! It had spy music and everything!

Elizabeth: What was the plan?

Michael: I was going to have you drive me to my house.

Michael: Dodge traffic and ALL!

Michael: Highkey you were speeding in my plan, we hit a few ramps and everything. Then we reach my house, I run to the front door.

Michael: That's when it hit me, the world stops...

Michael: I don't have my keys so I can't get in.

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Geo: I love you

Marie: Wrong number

Geo: You're sitting right here

Marie: Wrong address

Geo: Wait, wha-

Marie: Please leave a message after the tone. Beep.

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Trent: I'm levels of uncomfortable I didn't know existed.

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Madison: That key was for emergencies.

Spectra: We were out of Doritos!

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Choco: Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order."

Sabastian: You know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."

Marcos: Oh, blow it out your ass, Sab

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Marcos: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me -- No, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

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Marcos to Geo: It's you! You're the one always leaving seconds on the microwave!

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Elizabeth, Choco, and Marie belong to Choco_Corpation

Sharaug belongs to Sharaug

Spectra belongs to JSNsupernova