Michelle: If I launch myself at Eliza, she will most certainly catch me

Michelle: *flings herself at Elizabeth*

Elizabeth, half asleep: waIT MICHELLE I'M HOLDING COFFEE

Elizabeth: *drops coffee to catch Michelle*

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Michael: So what do you guys wanna do at my house?

Jake: Your mom

Michelle: Which one?

Rich: What the hell?

Michael: No seriously what should we do

Jeremy: Your cat

Elizabeth: What the fuck?!

Rich: You furry

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Christine: The guy that I'd kinda be into is...Jake

Sharaug: Well this isn't working. Time for plan B

Jeremy: We have a plan B?

SQUIP: No but it's time for one

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Jeremy: Anime is an important part of our culture!

Chloe: Aw, look at him tremble!

Chloe: He's gonna burst a blood vessel 'cause I dissed his waifu!

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"I do this thing where I sort of alternate which one of those kids I hate the most. Right now, it's the yellow/brown haired girl with the headphones."

-SQUIP

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Rich: If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What're they gonna do, tell their parents?

Elizabeth: I..... what?

Michelle: RICH NO-

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Michael: hmm our geography project is boring. let's make it a kahoot!

Elizabeth: Mkay

Michael: hmm these questions are boring let's add better ones

Rich: Okay...

Michael: *typing* how many cows exist in the world?

Michelle: What?

Michael: *typing in answer* at least fourteen.

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Michelle: (wins the lottery)

Michelle: I'M FUCKING RICH!

Rich: I wish...

Michelle:

Michelle: what.....

Rich: what....

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Jeremy after he got his SQUIP: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really well.

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Elizabeth: *is happily making icing*

Michael: hhhhehehhhhh*puts weed in the fUCKIN BROWNIE BATTER*

Jeremy: *gives one to his dad*

Michael: *laughing his ass off*

Jeremy: Did you put pot in the brownies again?

Michael: *still laughing* I-

Michelle: MICHAEL!

Jeremy: Oh my God, I fucking hate you
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Michael: Pardon my French, but what the croissant?

Rich: Mind my potty mouth, but what the toilet?

Jeremy: Excuse my language, but what the dictionary?

Jake: Forgive my speech, but what the MLK?

Michelle: What the fuck is wrong with men-

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SQUIP: Since when is babysitting Jeremy my-

SQUIP: oh, my god, that's exactly my job

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The Squip, after making Jeremy act like a dick

SQUIP: Friends joke with one another.

SQUIP: "Hey, you're poor. Hey, your mom is dead."

SQUIP: That's what friends do

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Michael: Hey Jeremy, you know we'll always be Heere for you... get it HEERE

Jeremy: Why am I still friends with you guys-

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Michael: Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth.

Michelle: Please brother, for once in your life, think before you speak.

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Elizabeth belongs to Choco_Corpation

Sharaug belongs to Sharaug