SQUIP: I'll keep all of my emotions right here.

SQUIP: *Pats chest*

SQUIP: And then one day I'll die.

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Jeremy: You know... me and Brooke broke up.

SQUIP: Brooke and I.

Jeremy: What? She broke up with you too?

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Sharaug, after SQUIP changed into his final outfit for the Play: Is that a new "or else" look?

SQUIP: Yes.

Sharaug: Wow.

SQUIP: I have recently added it to my repertoire. Is it threatening?

Jeremy: Extremely.

SQUIP: Good.

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"I have had a very long day. I am very small... and I have no money... so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under."

-Rich

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After high school

Jeremy: We're all adults, and you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!

Michelle: But you love your dinosaur nuggets :(

Jeremy: We are adults, Elle.

Rich and Michael, in the distance, playing with their nuggets: RAWR

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"I do not trust teachers who refuse to give out letter grades. I get it, we're all snowflakes, but some of us are better, smarter snowflakes who studied for the test."

-Jeremy

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"WHAT'S UP, SLUTS?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!!!"

-SQUIP after he returned

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"Some people give of a vibe... Right away, they're like, "Do not fuck with me." My vibe is more like; "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."

-Michelle

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Sharaug: You like me? You like my personality?

SQUIP: I was surprised too.

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The group trying to get Jeremy to understand that the SQUIP is bad

Elizabeth: I wasn't done talking!

Jeremy: Well, I was done listening.

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Sharaug: Did I ever tell you how pretty you are when you're angry?

SQUIP: Well, I must be gorgeous because I'm furious!

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Michelle: I think I'm just too tough to cry.

Jeremy: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Michelle, sobbing: They have no arms!

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Michelle: Let's begin our conversation.

Rich: What's on the note cards?

Michelle: They're possible topics of conversation.

Rich, reading the note cards: Whales. Parades. Electricity. And the rest are blank.

Michelle: Yeah, well I couldn't think of anything else.

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Elizabeth: I hate talking about myself.

Chloe: Get over it. I talk about myself constantly. Everyone loves me for it. I really am amazing.

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Jeremy: SQUIP, I'm sorry....

SQUIP: I'm starting to think "SQUIP, I'm sorry" is my actual name, considering how often you say it to me.

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At the play

Narrator: And friends, all I can say is...

Jeremy: This might sound crazy, but I think the SQUIP is evil.

Narrator: It's about damn time.

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Elizabeth belongs to Choco_Corpation

Sharaug belongs to Sharaug