Rich [to Elizabeth]: Alright. Give me your hair dryer.
Elizabeth: What? What are you talking about?
Rich: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Elizabeth: Have you ever met a human woman?
[Later]
Rich [to Chloe]: Hey. Do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
Chloe: Of course. I'm not an animal.
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Jeremy: I've tried everything to get her attention. Opening doors, having a milk sent over in the cafeteria. Nothing has worked.
SQUIP: Here's the deal. Girls don't go for all that romantic stuff. They go for power and success, and since you don't have either one of those things... you're gonna be the funny guy.
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Jake: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, miss?
Elizabeth: No.
Jake: I could help you cross the street.
Elizabeth: No.
Jake: I could help you cross over the yard.
Elizabeth: No.
Jake: I could help you cross the corridor.
Elizabeth: No!
[Closes the door on Jakes's foot]
Jake: Ow.
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[Sharaug glares at SQUIP.]
Jeremy: You're not still mad at him, are you?
Sharaug: I'm always mad at him.
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"I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!"
-Michelle when she sees Michael and Elizabeth together
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SQUIP: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Jeremy: Thank you
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Michelle: Tell Michael
Elizabeth: No
Michelle: What do you mean "no"?
Elizabeth: I mean no. You wanna hear it in Spanish? NOH.
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SQUIP: I've got something bad in me. I ruin things.
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Jeremy: Sorry, I make bad jokes when I'm nervous
Elizabeth: So....are you always nervous?
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Rich [thinking to himself]: Tell her how you feel without sounding like a girl.
Rich [out loud, to Michelle]: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
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SQUIP: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
SQUIP:
SQUIP:
SQUIP: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
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Michael: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Jeremy: I think that depends on-
Michael: No, no, that wasn't a question.
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Michelle: Whoa! We made it?
Rich: I carried you while you took a nap.
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Jeremy: I did a bad thing.
Elizabeth: Does it affect me?
Jeremy: . . .No
Elizabeth: Then suffer in silence.
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Jeremy: I want to roll my eyes right now, but the SQUIP says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
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Michelle: Wait a minute! You don't go TOWARDS the weird scary sound!
Elizabeth: Yeah we do. We always do.
Michelle: I hate that about us.
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Michelle: What I'm about to tell you is gonna make you wanna kill me.
Elizabeth: I'm not gonna kill you. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.
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Elizabeth belongs to Choco_Corpation
Sharaug belongs to Sharaug
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