Dream: Always be positive!

Dream: (falls down the stairs)

Dream: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!

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Nakaya: (to the tune of the final countdown) it's a mental breakdown!

(All the kids in Hope's Peak appear from a doorway playing off-key kazoos)

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Mason: I'm gonna say the s word.

Mason: Shit.

Marcos: WHAT THE FUUUCK DONT SAY THAT!

Slaughter: STOP FUCKING SWEARING!

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Nakaya when she woke up in the school: So uhh I lost my sketchbook, I have a pop tart... and honestly I don't know where the fuck I am.

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Junko: I'm fly, I'm high, I'm ready to die!

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Nakaya: It's those things you don't think would occur in your life.

Nakaya: But some guy named Monokuma said that we have to live here forever unless we kill.

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Mondo: Don't you realize you could die?

Nakaya: I'm not going to die. I'm 16.

Mondo: And so you can't die?

Nakaya: I just don't see it happening.

Nakaya: *sees Mondo with a knife*

Nakaya: Oh.

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Sabastian: Visualize the ocean.

Madison: *HORRIFIED SCREECHING*

Sabastian: A calm ocean.

Madison: Oh.

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Sabastian: Our first order of business-

Geo: We defeat the huns.

Sabastian: No, you idiot.

Sharaug: Send daughters instead of sons?

Sabastian: Traitor.

Spectra: Beat up the spineless pale pathetic lot who haven't got a clue?

Sabastian: JUST LISTEN

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Sharaug: It's a package from my father.

Choco: What's in it?

Sharaug: It's heavy. Must be his disappointment in me.

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Monokuma: For New Years I am going to try and not swear.

Monokuma: [walks into the kitchen and hits foot on table] Mother fucking table go to hell!

Nakaya: Five minutes Mono, you lasted five minutes.

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Non-killing au

Officer: Sir, you're under arrest for carrying five people, including yourself, on a motorcycle.

Mondo: Wait, you said five?

Officer: Yes??

Naegi: OH MY GOD!

Hinata: NAKAYA FELL OFF!

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Sharaug: Geo, Sab won't come out of his room.

Geo: Just tell him i said something.

Sharaug: Something like what?

Geo: Something factually incorrect.

Sabastian, a few minutes later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

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Sabastian: Sharaug, you can't just adopt people whenever you feel sad.

Sharaug: Watch me.

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Marie, smacking bread onto both sides of Geo's head: What are you?

Geo: A fucking snack.

Marie: I-What?-No-

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Naegi: Adding 'lmao' does not hide your pain.

Hinata: Uh, yes it does! lmao.

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Nakaya: (spins around in a chair ominously as Monokuma walks into his office) I've been expecting you-

Nakaya: (chair continues to spin) Shit.

Nakaya: (tries to stop spinning) Shit!

Nakaya: (tries to grab onto a lamp) SHIT!

Nakaya: (falls off the chair) SHIT-

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Zuri: My middle name is danger! ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧

Literally everyone, booping her on the nose: That's a lie, your middle name is cutie pie.

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Hinata: Are you in love with Nakaya?

Monokuma, sweating: No.

Hinata: Then why do you write "M+N" Everywhere?

Monokuma: It stands for Malicious Negativity

Nakaya: Gee, thanks-

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Geo: No, Im having the last brownie!!!! *guards plate of baked goods*

Sabastian: *walks towards the plate despite Geo's desperation*

Geo, takes a pen and brings it up to his throat: Take one more freakin' step and I will jam this in my aorta!

Sabastian, snatches the pen away from him, unfazed: Geo, you're aorta's in your chest...*munches on the last brownie*

Geo:

Geo: . . .good to know

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Sabastian: Everybody shut up, Sharaug is on the phone!

Coffee: HIIIIIIII

Geo, Spectra, and Madison: *various fake sex noises*

Slaughter: AYE, PASS THE WEED

Marcos: *blasting curse words*

Passive: COME BACK TO BED!

Demonic: WHAT THE FUCK-

Max: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

Zuri and Dream: Tell her we said hi :)

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Mondo: *Kills Nakaya and Fujisaki*

Ishimaru: Dude!

Mondo: What? They had guns. It was self-defense.

Hinata: They didn't even have guns, Mondo!

Mondo: Alright, so it was murder. Who cares.

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Geo: My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

Everyone: Wtf-

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Asahina: Hit or miss-

Hinata: Depression is a bitch, huh?

Nakaya: You got anxiety I bet it never leaves ya-

Monokuma: What is wrong with you guys...?

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Naegi: Hey-

Hinata: You are my boyfriend, I've decided.

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Infinity Squad

Coffee: Everyone in this room is gay!

Coffee: *walks out of the room and nobody follows her*

Coffee: Wait a minute-

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Sharaug: Don't you think you should like, get a job or something?

Coffee: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday.

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Nakaya: Mono may call people doing it on the cameras "traumatizing" but I call it free porn.

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Sharaug, Demonic, and Dream belongs to Sharaug

Hinata, Choco, and Marie belongs to Choco_Corpation

Passive, Slaughter, Spectra, and Mason belongs to JSNsupernova