Dream Sharaug: Are you okay? It looks like you didn't sleep at all last night.

Sabastian: I got a solid eight minutes.

Sabastian: Not consecutively, but it's fine.

Sabastian: You're not even that blurry.

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How they say I love you

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Togami: Did you know that coffee was originally invented in 1671?

Hinata: Cool! What year did Starbucks open?

Togami: ...I'm dating a dumbass.

Hinata: And I'm dating an adorable rich nerd.

Togami: I like you.

Hinata: I like you, too.

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Ghost!Nakaya: 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑘𝑢𝑚𝑎, 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢! 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙!

Monokuma: 𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑒! 𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑! 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐽𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑒! 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑠ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔, 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡!

Ghost!Nakaya: 𝐵𝑢𝑡. . .

Monokuma: 𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦, 𝐼 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦.

Ghost!Nakaya: 𝑁𝑜! 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝑘, 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐼 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛. 𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙, 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟.

Monokuma: 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑦?

Ghost!Nakaya: 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢!

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Naegi: 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪!

Maizono: 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙤!

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Geo: there's something stupid going on inside my head

Marcos: that's called a thought

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Ghost!Nakaya, holding onto Monophanie: My babey :D

Monokuma: *Goes to hold her too* :)

Ghost!Nakaya: *Slaps his hands away*

Ghost!Nakaya: Nu, my babey.

Monophanie: (◍′˘‵◍)

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Sharaug: Do you know why I wanted to speak with you privately?

Nakaya: I assume it's about that prank I pulled on Ishimaru. In my defence, I did not know that much olive oil in soda would make someone throw up.

Sharaug: It wasn't then but now it is

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Sabastian: I think Geo is broken. He won't listen to a thing I say.

Marcos: Have you tried turning him off and then on again?

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Kokichi: Guess what I'm about to get.

Hanaki: On my nerves.

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Shuichi: Kokichi no!

Kokichi: Kokichi yes!

Coffee: Kokichi no!

Kokichi: KOKICHI YES

Choco: Kokichi no.

Kokichi: KOKICHI YE- sorry mom.

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Ishimaru: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Mondo: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

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Sabastian (writing in study): Hmm, Coffee, do you know, perchance, how many minutes there are in a year?

Coffee (half-asleep on bed): Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes.

Sabastian: Wow. I didn't expect you to know tha-

Coffee: (shriek-singing): SeAsOnS OF lOooVe!!!!!

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Naegi: Ok, one more time. You said you asked Junko if she wanted some mac n' cheese.

Hinata: Yup.

Naegi: She said no.

Hinata: Also yup.

Naegi: ...So you made mac n' cheese.

Hinata: Go on.

Naegi: And she came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-

Hinata: Took my fucking mac n' cheese back from that son of a bitch and told her to make her own damn cheesy noodles.

Naegi: But when Fujisaki asked for some...?

Hinata: *throws hands in the air* What did you expect me to do, let her STARVE????

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