Sharaug: In this house we accept and deal with our trauma in healthy, sensible ways.

Trent: Are you sure we're living in the same house?

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Spectra: I don't care where I am, as long as I'm with you...

Madison: That's sweet and all

Madison: But personally I would rather not be in a jail cell right now, Spectra.

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Monokuma: My wife is very humble while pregnant. She's very kind-

Nakaya: I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU, DONT TEST ME YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES

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Texting

Hinata: Bitch

Junko: Blocked

Hinata: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something

Junko: Unblocked

Hinata: Bitch

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Asahina: You look really tired...

Hinata: These eyebags are Gucci

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Nakaya: *hysterically* If I die turn my tweets into a book!

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Monokuma: *scolding the depressed duo* I hope you two have a good explanation for this.

Nakaya: We actually have three!

Dakota: Pick your favorite!

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Ava: Sorry for bothering you, you must think I'm so clingy...

Dakota: Nah, I don't mind. I've been through worse, ya know? And if it means I get to see your beautiful face every day, it's worth it.

Ava: >/////<

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Madison: Waffles are just pancakes with abs...

Geo: *Throwing pancakes out the window* GO TO THE DAMN GYM, LAZY ASS

Sharaug: You two really need more sleep...

Coffee: My pancakes...

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When Sabastian first moved in

Zuri: I'm so glad Sabastian finally feels safe enough to sleep while we're around, it really shows his progress!

Coffee: He seems so happy and peaceful...

Geo pulling out a sharpie: And vulnerable.

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Monokuma: I LOST THE THING

Nakaya, sitting at her desk: What thing?

Monokuma: THE ....THING

Nakaya, Turns in her chair to reveal Baby Dakota on her lap: You're going to have to be more specific, hun.

Monokuma: Oh...never mind....

Nakaya:

Nakaya: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!?!?

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Marcos: If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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Hinata: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee

Hinata: Respect that or perish.

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Thomas: Hey! What's heavier a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

Mason: Bricks! Definitely the bricks.

Kayla: Mason they're both the sam-

Celestia: The answer is the feathers. 100 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 100 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

Thomas:

Kayla:

Mason: *softly* Holy shit.

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Sabastian: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tu-lips together

Dream Sharaug: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Geo: I if were a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Marie: Gee thanks.

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Marcos: I fell out of a tree.

Sharaug: WHAT?

Sharaug: Are you okay?

Sharaug: Or should I say Oak-y?

Marcos: *Walks away*

Sharaug: Why did you leaf me?

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Choco: What are we?

Infinity Squad: PEOPLE!

Choco: No, like, what are we?

Infinity Squad: DEPRESSED!

Choco: That's right.

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Geo: *standing at the top of a tree*

Geo:

Geo:

Geo:

Geo: yEET-

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Michelle: dude, are you high?

Michael: hello, am i what?

Elizabeth: High.

Michael: Hello.

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With Crescent's phone

Mason's Phone: Dear Crescent, We've been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night. I rub my nipples, and start moaning with delight!--

Mason: WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT?!

Cheryl: I'm just telling the truth.

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Thomas: What do you expect me to do? Just keep lying about what everyone's saying?

Mason: I didn't say "lie." All you have to do is nod and confirm. Whatever they say about stealing my parent's beer, you just nod your head and you say, yeah, that's true. Don't contradict and don't make shit up. It's foolproof. Literally, NOTHING I tell my parents is true and they have no idea.

Marcos: . . .

Mason: . . .

Mason: Heya dad. . .

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Sharaug, Celestia, and Dream Sharaug belong to Sharaug

Hinata, Marie, Kayla, Elizabeth, and Choco belong to Choco_Corpation

Spectra, Slaughter, Mason, and Cheryl belong to JSNsupernova