"H0I!!!! I'm Temmie!"
-Temmie

"I can't go to hell.
I'm all out of vacation days."
-Burgerpants

"THAT'S THE TRASH CAN!
FEEL FREE TO VISIT IT ANYTIME!"
-Papyrus

"Would you smooch a ghost?"
A:Heck Yeah
B:Heck Yeah
C:Heck Yeah
D:Heck Yeah
-Mettaton

"Geeeetttt dunked on!"
-Sans

"Who needs arms with legs like these?"
-Mettaton