"Why do I always get the freaks?"
- Burgerpants

"You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love, you know?"
- Sans

"Mushroom dance. Mushroom dance. Whatever could it mean?" - Temmie Village Mushroom

"You will regret this." - Tem Shop Owner

"I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS... SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOT PANTS!" - Papyrus