*Ava has joined Facebook*

Leon: Uh...who's Ava?

Percival: GWAINE DID YOU LET OUR DAUGHTER GET A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?!?

Gwaine:...she asked nicely.

Mordred:...you two have a daughter?

Percival: Yeah. We adopted her.

Ava: Aer ouy lkta tobua me?

Leon: What?

Percival: What?

Gwaine: What?

Mordred: What?

Ava: I said, are you talking about me? This computer wasn't working right.

Leon: How did you fix it?

Ava: I slammed my fist against the keyboard a bunch of times.

Percival:...what...

Gwaine: THAT'S MY GIRL!

Ava: Thanks father! :D

Mordred: Oh no we have another Gwaine.

***

*Cason has joined Facebook*

Arthur: Oh no not you too.

Ava: YAY! MY BEST FRIEND HAS A FACEBOOK!

Alistair: Hey! I thought I was your best friend!

Fraden: Yeah! Same here!

Freya: Merlin...

Merlin: Yes?

Freya: Did you give our sons Facebook accounts?

Merlin:...maybe...

Ava: YAY! EVERYONE GETS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!

Leon: *whispers* oh dear god kill me.

***

*Mordred tagged Morgana in his status* Morgana did you get me the Sharknado DVD I asked for?

Lancelot: You watch Sharknado?

Gwaine: *faint laughter*

Mordred: IT'S A GUILTY PLEASURE!

Morgana: *sighs* Yes Mordred, I got your DVD.

Mordred: WHOO! I LOVE YOU MORGANA!

Lancelot:...

Gwaine:...

Morgana: *laughs* I know.

Gwaine:...I think I know what's coming next.

***

*Morgana and Mordred are now in a relationship*

Gwaine: I knew it.

Percival: Welcome to relationship world, Morgana.

Morgana: Uh...thanks?

Arthur: Trust me it's nothing spectacular.

Gwen: *coughs loudly*

Arthur: Uh...I meant it is when I'm with you Gwen, not with anyone else, just you. *laughs nervously*

*Gwen has logged off Facebook*

Percival: Ouch. The silent treatment.

Gwaine: That's the worst. Percy did that to me once. Worst day of my life.

Mordred: Well...thanks for the heads up. I can't imagine what Morgana would do to me if I got her mad.

Morgana: You would would not want to know.

Mordred:...glad I'm on your side...

***

*Ava updated her status* Knock knock.

Alistair: Who's there?

Ava: Interrupting fathers.

Cason: Interrupting what?

Percival: Ava! Why are you up so late? You have school tomorrow!

Gwaine: PERCY! LET HER STAY UP FOR AS LONG AS SHE WANTS!

Percival: SHE IS TWELVE YEARS OLD!

Ava: Fathers!

Cason: Oh.

Alistair: I GET THE JOKE NOW! HAH!

Everyone:..

Alistair: What?

***

*Fraden updated his status* How to get a girl to like you

Alistair: Fraden. This isn't Google.

Fraden: Oh. Well then. Cason?

Cason: Yeah?

Fraden: How do you know if a girl likes you?

Cason: You think I know?

Alistair: You are the son of Arthur. Almost every woman in England loves him.

Cason: That doesn't mean every girl in England loves me.

Ava: Hi Cason! Hi Alistair!

Alistair: Hey Ava.

Cason: What's up?

Fraden: She didn't say hi to me...

Ava: Oh! Hi Fraden! I didn't know you were there!

Fraden:...hi Ava...

Cason: Oh boy.

Alistair: I'm going to go now.

Cason: Same.

***

*Merlin tagged Freya, Alistair, and Fraden in his status* Family picnic!

Freya: Merlin did you remember to pack strawberries?

Alistair: The sun is really hurting my eyes right now.

Fraden: ANTS! ANTS EVERYWHERE!

Arthur; Yeah. Seems like you're all having a fun time.

Merlin: *sighs* At least I didn't throw a baby across the park.

Arthur: THAT WAS ONE TIME!

Gwen: You still went to jail, sweetie.

Arthur: *grumbling* Don't remind me.

Alistair: *laughs*

Fraden: THE ANTS ARE CRAWLING UP MY LEGS!

***

*Arthur updated his status* JUST A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOWN!

Percival: Gwaine? Merlin? Did you two show Arthur Mary Poppins?

Merlin:...maybe...

Gwaine: Can't hide anything from you, can I?

Merlin: What's wrong with showing him Mary Poppins?

Percival: Nothing. It's a classic. But I do have one problem?

Gwaine: What problem?

Arthur: IT'S SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

Percival: THAT.

***

*Ava updated her status* Guys. Some kid just asked me out. What do I do?

Percival: YOU ARE TWELVE YEARS OLD!

Gwaine: Can't get them started to early.

Percival: Gwaine. I love you. But I will slap you.

Gwaine:...looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...

Fraden: WHO IS IT?!? I'LL POUND THEM INTO THE GROUND!

Cason: Woah.

Alistair: Jealous much?

Percival: YOU ALL ARE TWELVE YEARS- *sighs angrily* Forget it. Just do whatever, Ava.

Ava: I told him that I liked someone else.

Fraden: Who?

Ava: It's a secret.

Fraden:...ok, I'm done. I'm going to bed.

Cason: Dude. It's 5 in the afternoon.

Fraden: So?

Alistair: I'll wake you up when dinner's ready.

Fraden: You are such a nice brother.

Alistair: I know.

***

*Lancelot messaged the Knights of the Round Table chat* Guys. Someone just broke into the palace. Who was on guard duty this time?

Mordred: I was on a date with Morgana.

Gwaine: Percy and I were making sure that Ava was in bed.

Leon: I was on guard but I didn't see anyone. Lancelot do you know why they broke in?

Lancelot: Nope but nothing's missing.

Everyone: Hmm...

***

*Fraden updated his status* Someone broke into the palace and left me a note.

Merlin: Why were you at the palace in the first place?

Fraden: Father. I told you that I was going to Cason's to help him with his homework. It got late so we decided that I should just stay the night.

Freya: Anyways, what about the note?

Fraden: It said to meet them in the garden.

Lancelot: Oh that's what happened.

Merlin: Fraden. Be careful.

Fraden: When am I never careful?

Alistair: All the time.

Fraden: Thanks brother.

***

*Fraden and Ava are in a relationship*

Gwaine: That's my daughter!

Percival: *sighs* I give up.

And thanks to everyone who voted and read this book! I'm ending it off here! But, I just made another book with just Merlin characters on Facebook! Again, thank you all!