OH NO I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY WHAT A SHAME!!! I AM SUCH A RIDICULOUS EXCUSE OF A FRIEND I DON'T DESERVE YOUR THANKS I—
Okay, sorry, that's just my self-blaming things, don't read it, but read this one below cuz it has bday wishes and why I missed your bday, Someoneuknow143 .
Warning: the time in here is GMT +7, so if you have different GMT, please note.
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Me: *coming home from school* yay I've done half of my homework! I'm going to draw my friend aka bday girl a present! But after I'm done with hw first 😭
~Time skip to after washing le dishes and doing hw, evening, 20:50~
Me: yasss I've never done homework this fast it's like I've done it for like 30 mins the homework is so hard— ok enough with the praising I'm gonna draw my friend a present.
*draws*
~23:20~
Me: I'm done! Now let's see if I have other pics to add to this book cuz I don't like it being so short.
~23:40~
Me: Ok let's do it! *opens phone*
*opens Wattpad*
Me:...

SCREEEEEEEEE—
Mom: why r u being so loud, everyone is sleeping
Me: why is there no internet, why?!!
WHY?!!?!?
Mom: you see I haven't used the computer today? Because our internet broke.
Me: r u kidding me look the WiFi signal still has three stripes *points to WiFi signal*
Mom: that ain't true honey, it's still broke
Me: *checks by trying to search Google.
Keyword: trying*
Wtf is this virtual WiFi?! (Ahem, virtual WiFi is a term uses when the WiFi doesn't work but the WiFi signal still have three/five stripes - depends on what kind of phone u use - on the top of your phone.)
Mom: language! But yes, the WiFi isn't real
Me: *looks at the phone like it's an alien that just laughed me in the face* I'm screwing you—
*trying to fix the wifi* what's your problem?! Can you just be normal already?!
~00:00~
Me: no I missed her bday!!!! No!!  How bad of a friend can I be aaarrrggghhhh—
Mom: go to sleep now you can give her the present tomorrow—
Me: no! It's her special day!
Mom: you can't help it. Now go. To. Sleep. Or. Else
Me: yes mom (T^T)
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Yeah, and that pretty much sums up our problem here, but I'm still TERRIBLY SORRY for missing your special day!
When I came back from school and saw the WiFi not being virtual anymore, I was so happy I nearly jumped!
But the problem is, I wanted to draw you another pic— so yeah, I uploaded in the evening instead. And then, the internet broke again :')
Well, and I'm not finished yet, so it got to today (13/09/2020) as soon as I finished all the works (homework, washing up, coloring the pic, you name it) I uploaded and published. Sorry!
Happy belated birthday, Someoneuknow143 ! Wish you a merry new age and to ace all the tests in school, being a good student, top one is even better! (But I know more than to expect too much from you, of course)
Thank you for being a great friend!