Me: *pats face* All done *finishes with cherry lipbalm*
My empty wine-flavoured, favourite lipbalm: *crying in the corner*
Me: *looks at the mirror* Jeez, you're so pretty!!
Me: Oh...oh my *blushes* you think so??
Me: Yeah! You must have lots of boyfriends!
Me: 😃Not really, just 57
Me: Uh...
Me: Um...minus 57
Me: *nervously smiles* That makes sense
Me: Excuse me?!
Me: I-i mean, damn!
Me: Are you hitting on me?
Me: ... I'll hit you with a helicopter!
Me: You have a helicopter?!
Me: ....
Me: *sighs* This sounds so lame, wtf am I saying??!!
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Souley: *creeped out*
Souley: Can we finally go tuition if you're done with that shit....? 💀
[Souley: In case you don't know/don't remember, She is my subconscious/spirit guide/guardian angel]
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