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Hosle dil mein me jab machlte hai,Kuch naye raaste niklte hain.. Dost ban gaye aap jab se,Gam dur khade haath malte hain...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Ajun japatoye maitri tuzhi, najaret bharanari, manta smavanari havi havi shi vatanari, abola hunhi abol, sagarahun khol, jyoti sarakhi prakashit, kadhi na tutanari..

(From:Jitendra- Pune)

Dosti karna to aasan hai bahut,Nibhana har kisi ke bas ka nahi.. Yeh kissa jeevan bhar ka hota hai,Ek ya do baras ka nahi...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

Life can be hard ,Not always fun,When night brings dark & morning brings SUN...when life seems tough & nobody seems to care....Dilse yaad karna Ill be there....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Dil se yeh dua hai hamari,Zindagi tumhari sanwar jaye... Har nazar mein bas pyar nazar aaye,Tumhe jiski talaash hai DOST,Khuda kare woh khud tumhari talaash mein aaye...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

seven rules to be happy: 1)never hate. 2)dont worry. 3)live simple. 4)xpect a little. 5)give a lot. 6)always smile. 7)have a FRIEND like me who loves u a lot.

(From:cindy - durban)

100% Bewafai kubul hai,1% wafa ke liye... 10% aasu kubul hai, 1% hasee ke liye.. Hum to mohtaj hai aapke pyaar ke, Hume 100% dushman kubul hai,aapki 1% dosti ke liye...

(From:kuldeep - indore)

What a FRIEND is - A tissue when you can�t stop crying. A shoulder when you feel like dying. Always listens when have something to say. A week when you need just a day. A crutch you have a broken heart. Some glue when everything falls apart. A sun when rain just won�t stop. A phone call when you can�t leave the home. A hand when you feel all alone. A wing if you want to fly. Understands without knowing why. An ear for secret to fall. A aspirin when your head hurts like hell. A FRIEND is a true love that can never let go. A FRIEND is you & I wanted you to know.

(From:Dr. Nitin Dhande - jalgaon)

Baate karke rula na diijiyega,Fassane bana ke mita na diijiyega!Na de saki khushi to gham hi sahi,Par DOST bana ke bhula na diijiyega!!!

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Vacancy Post-True Friend. Eligiblity-Loving & caring Duty-To love Experience-Not reqiured. Salary- Never Ending Love. Joining-Immediately. Are you interested...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Dil ki galiyon mein koi gham na ho, apni ye Dosti kabhi kam na ho. Bas ye dua hai ki tum khush raho hamesha, phir chahe kal hum ho na ho.

(From:Ramya - Indore))

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! Id pick U coz its better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

(From:kishan_only - raigarh)

We meet by CHANCE... we meet again that was LUCK... We become friend that was DESTINY... we will always be friend its a PROMISE....& dont go away its my REQUEST.....

(From:kuldeep - indore)

Beshak thoda intzaar mila humko... par khuda se bdakar yaar mila humko.... tamanna na rahi jannat ki.. Ae dost teri dosti mein wo pyaar mila humko....

(From:kuldeep - indore)

Dheere-Dheere jeete hain zindagi ki hadh tak,Dil se dil lagate hain dillagi ki hadh tak. Aise nahi hum ki raah mein chod de,Dosti nibhate hain dosti ki hadh tak....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

Friendship is the rainbow betweent two hearts.Sharing seven colors of feelings.Love,sadness,happiness,truth,faith,secret & respect....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Dooriyon se fark padta nahi,Baat to dilon ki nazdikiyon se hoti hai. Dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai warna,Mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Har zindagi ko ek kinara chahiye,Har shaksh ko ek sahara chahiye. Zindagi kat sake hanste-hanste isliye...DOST Tum sa Ek pyara chahiye..... ..

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Ae dost teri dosti par naaz karte hain,Har waqt milne ki fariyad karte hain.Hame nahi pata,Par gharwale batate hain ki hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hain.

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Kabhi Dost kehte ho ,Kabhi dua dete ho,Kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho.Par jab bhi humse baatein karte ho ,Khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho.........

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Friendship is like a rubber band ,FLEXIBLE can stretch it as much u want ,But dont leave it after stretching...It hurts a lot...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

My biggest sadness ,The distance,My biggest hope,Ill c u soon.My craziest dream ,Hope we stay friends 4ever..

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Lamha Lamha karke waqt gujar jayenga,

Chand lamhe aur fir daman chut jayega,

Waqt hai hum se dosti ki Do Batein Karlo... Fir kya pata Kiska naseeb kise kaha le Jayenga...Good Day!

(From: Rahul, Jalgaon)

Saato Asman ki Ser ham kar aaye,

Har ek tare se Dosti Kar aaye,

Ek Tara khas tha jise ham apne saath le aaye...

Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap Is Jameen par kaise aaye?

(From: Rahul, Jalgaon)

Think of me n keep in mind, a faithful friend is hard 2 find, but if u find one equal n true, never leave the old for new.

(From:senthilnaathan - chennai)

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it. (From:Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune (INDIA))

(From:vikram - hyderabad)

Yaad Karte Hai Yaro Ko Yaado Se Dil Bhar Aata Hai, Kal Saath Jiya Karte The Sab, Aaj Milne Ko Dil Taras Jata Hai.

(From:Uttam Batra - Jaipur (India))

Aapki dosti hame kya mili, hame jameen pe jannat mil gayi; shukr hai khuda ka aye dost, teri dosti hame mannat mein mil gayi!

(From:YASHODHARA - AMBARNATH)

Asman se utari hai,taron se sajai hai,Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai.

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

kaahi naati asataat paalvi saarakhi bahar osaralaa ki komajnaari kahi naati asataat pimpal paanaasaarakhi japun thewavishi waatanari nirantar........

(From:ulhas palekar - mumbai - Marathi SMS)

Another Day

Another Way

Another Pray

Another Hope

Another Fear

Another Year

Another Smile

Another Few But Never Ever

Another Friend Like u ...........

(From:TRISHNA - CHENNAI)

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T[O++++++++++++++

HaV[E[++++++++

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FrIenD+++++++

L[I[+++

K[E+++[

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(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Aapki dosti hame kya mili, hame jameen pe jannat mil gayi ; shukr hai khuda ka aye dost, teri dosti hame mannat mein mil gayi!

(From:YASHODHARA - AMBARNATH)

If CARE is a WAVE I give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF I give u TREE. If TRUST is PLANET I give u GALAXY.If FRIENDSHIP is life I give u ME. HAVE A NICE TIME

(From:Narayan - Pune)

Khushyoon per fizaon ka pehra hai.................. Najane kis umeed per dil tehra hai.........................Teri ankhun se jhalakte dard ki qasam..................................................................ye dosti ka rishta pyar se gahra hai!!

(From:Neha - Karazhi.)

Tumhari dosti, tumhari har wafa hi kafi hai, tamam umra yeh asra hi kafi hai. Jahan kahi bhi milo mil ke muskara dena, khushiyo ke liye yeh hasi hi kafi hai�

(From:DEV - Jaipur)

Stars are seen together,Yet they are so far apart.True friends may not speak & meet everydaybut remember they are always linked heart to heart.....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Dictionary is the only place where DEATH comes before LIFE,SUCCESS Before WORK,& DIVORCE before MARRIAGE,but the best part is FRIENDSHIP ...Comes before RELATIVES.....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP(India))

Friendship is a priceless gift that cant bought or sold,But to have an understanding friend is far more worth than Gold thanx for being my friend....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Gujre huye kal ki yaad aati hai.Kuch lamho se aankh bhar aati hai. Woh subhah rangeen shaam niraali ban jaati hai,Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

hum woh nahi jo tumhe gum me chhod denge,hum woh nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge, hum to aapke woh dost hai , jo agar aapki saanse band ho to apni saanse jod denge.

(From:C_Ganesh - manmad)

Aasman tumse naraz hai,taare tumse dushwar hain.Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP)

Enter PIN code...Enter PIN code...'L',Enter PIN code ...'LO' Enter PIN code...'LOV' Enter PIN Code 'LOVE'.....wait......PIN Accepted......'Welcome' ';^ U ^;' to '"v "'my '*HeArT*'....

(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Medicines & Friendship cure our problems,Only difference is that Friendships don"t have an expiry date...

From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai; Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate.. HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!

(From:Gaurav Patil - Alibag)

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By any Measure You are SPECIAL! GOD Made U one Such PERSON! Don�t let Anything ever change you.

Dosti guna hai toh hone na dena� Dosti khuda hai toh khone na dena� Karte ho dosti jab kisse toh kabhi uss dost ko rone na dena�

HOW TO KEEP A FRIEND ENTERTAINED *press down*

HOW TO KEEP A FRIEND ENTERTAINED *press up*

(From: Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)

D se Dosti,

D se Dushmani,

D se Dil,

D se Dard,

D se Diwangi,

D se Dillagi, per

D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki,

D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJE

D se DEAR.

(From: Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)

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(1)

A sweet poem about "tatti"

tatti meri pyari tatti, shauchalay ki rani tatti,

subah-subah jab aye tatti, ghar angan mehkaye tatti,

pili tatti kali tatti, haye re meri nyari tatti,

kudrat ka dastur nirala sabko hi aye hai tatti,

khul ke jo na aye tatti, sachchi bara sataye tatti,

lagatar jo aye tatti, sabki neend udaye tatti !

- Lalu Prasad Kapur ([email protected])

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(2)

Dunia se chhupa k teri taswir Bathroom me laga rakha hai,

Aur har ghadi tera Didar hota rahe isliye JULAAB ki goli kha rakha hai.

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(3)

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.

Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

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(4)

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,

jidar dekho udar khuda hai,

idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai

jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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(5)

Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya

Sar mundwale to savera ho jai.

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(6)

Kehte hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,

Koi humse bhi to ishq kar k dekhe,

Kambhaqt hume neend bahut aati hai.

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(7)

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se

Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,

Jab pata chala k nazrein hi tirchi hai,

Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

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(8)

Yaro mere marne k bad aasu na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

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(9)

Shaadi k pehle......

Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,

Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin

Mumtaz nahin MILTI,

Shaadi k baad......

Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,

Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin

Mumtaz nahin MARTI!

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(10)

Unki gali k chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,

Wo kutiya to hamari na hui, hum kutto k sardar ho gaye.

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(11)

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,

Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,

Kisi se sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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(12)

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,

uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi,

SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai..

Jara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi..

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(13)

Dur hai par milan ki aas hai,

Man ko har pal tera ehsas hai,

Hajaron hai apne, par tu kuch khas hai,

Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.

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(14)

Aisi Dosti ho hamari ki Dil chahe tu har safar,

har dagar par mile

mar bhi jaau to bhi ye Dosti rahe kayam ,

aur sath wali kabra me tu mile.

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(15)

Agar hum na hote to tumhe gajal kaun kehta,

is badsurat chehre ko khilta kamal kaun kehta,

Krishma hai tere baap ki property ka,

warna is dayan ko mehbuba kaun kehata.

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(16)

Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge

Agar na rahi to?

HARIDWAR me milenge.

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(17)

Jale ko aag kahte hain,

bujhe ko raakh kahte hain,

Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani,

usi ko dimaag kahte hain

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(18)

Zindagi Jeene k bahane bahut hain...

Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt

is Nacheez k Deewane bahut hain...!!

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(19)

wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,

Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,

Jo Mamu-Mamu keh k bulaate hain.

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(20)

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,

Jab jhoom k barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,

Jab-jab mai bhiga teri yaad ayi,

Ab raha nahin jata, ab to meri Chhatri Lauta de Bhai.

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(21)

Arz hai..jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai,

gaur farmayiga... Jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai

aur jo sar me dard de use Sardar kehte hai

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(22)

Har karz Dosti ka ada kaun karega?

Hum na rahe to Dosti kaun karega?

E khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhna,

Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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(23)

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car dia,

Apartment manga.. bangla dia,

Dost manga to tumhain diya,

Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia.

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(24)

A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,

meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,

Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR.....

sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega.....!

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(25)

Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.

Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.

Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.

Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.

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(26)

Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe,

Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,

Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,

Are yaar thoda side me ho jaao.....!

to kuch aur bhi dikhe......!!

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(27)

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum.

Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.

Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

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(28)

Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote.....

Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saaath hote.

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(29)

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,

Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,

Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,

Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!

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(30)

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,

Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,

Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,

1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.

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(31)

khidaki se dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,

raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

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(32)

Kabhi hausla bhi aazma lena chahiye,

Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye...

Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to

8ve din naha hi lena chahiye...

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(33)

Bhagwan k naam pe 1 patni dede...

Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...

Bhagwan tujhe 1 k badle 3 dega,

ANURAG ki tarah PRERNA k saath APARNA aur KOMOLIKA

free dega. ( kasauti Jindagi ki )

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(34)

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,

Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.

Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe le jayen,

Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho.

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(35)

Apple Kaatata hoon knife se,

Paani peeta hoon pipe se,

Kya zamana aaa gaya yaaro.....

Joote khata hoon wife se.

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(36)

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon me 100-100 k note bichata hoon,

Woh chali jati hai tab uthaa lata hoon.

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(37)

tumko dekha to.... tumko dekha to......

tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya .....

pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!

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(38)

Prem to hume bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi,

Taj Mahal to hume bhi banana tha.....

par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.

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(39)

tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,

kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai.

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(40)

kabhi hausla bhi azmana chahiye,

bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,

chahe kitni bhi thand pade.....

hafte me ek baar to nahana hi chahiye.

(41)

Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,

Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...

Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae Dost,

Bas gali wali Jamadaarni udas rehti hai....

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(42)

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se....

Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.....

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(43)

Kitne haseen hai aap.....!

khud ko duniya ki nazaron se bachaya karo....

Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi.....

Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....

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(44)

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Syahi mat samajhna.....

Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.

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(45)

Arz Kiya Hai.....

Kar liya izhar-E-ishq humne phone par...

Kar liya izhar-e-ishq humne phone par.

Lakh rupaye ki baat thi...do rupye me ho gayi.

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(46)

Khuda kare guum ho jae mobile tera

Mil jae muje, aur ho jae mera,

main sms ker k tung krun logon ko, naam aae tera

Tujhe jute parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

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(47)

Padhe likhe hote ager karte kaam hakeemon ka

Bahana nabz ka hota aur pakrte haath haseenon ka.

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(48)

Arz kya hai.....

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi.....

ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,

aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..!

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(49)

Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega.....

I am a dog and u r a flower,

so let me lift my leg n give u a shower

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(50)

Jab Baagon me bahar aayegi,

tab hamare SMS ki baucchar aayegi.....

Tanhaiyan to tumhari dur ho jayengi,

Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?

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(51)

Wo kahte hai hum se ki aapka message churaya hua hota hai,

Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,

Kuchh to kadar kar lo zalim.....

Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai.

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(52)

marne par hame jannat mile na mile,

ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,

SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere Dost.....

pata nahi upar jakar NETWORK mile na mile.

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(53)

Arz kiya hai.....

wo aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,

aur Diye me jo tel tha sir pe laga gaye !

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(54)

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...

Phir mere dil me khayal aaya........

Ki lagta hai ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

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(55)

College ki life me kai yaar milte hai,

usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte hai,

agar achhe se padhai ki to koi bante hai Doctor to koi engneer,

warna Darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...

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(56)

Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh k har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....

Hum kis-kis k liye Tajmahal banwayein ??? Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai.....!

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(57)

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,

Ki duniya wale jal jaate hai...

Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain.....

Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hain.....!

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(58)

Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap k khayalo me khoye rehte hai...

ye soch k aap khwabo me aaye hum din me bhi soye rehte hai.....!

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(59)

Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya,

Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya...

Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?

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(60)

Arz kiya hai....ki

Aaj aasman me Taare aise Chamak rahe hai,

Jaise kal Chamak rahe the.....!!!!!

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(61)

Tajmahal kya cheez hai mai to usse bhi bara mahal banaunga arre mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi.....

mai to tujhe zinda hi dafanaunga.

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(62)

Dil ka dard Dil todne wale kya jaane,

Pyar k rivajon ko zamana kya jaane,

Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane me.....

Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

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(63)

Mere Dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum,

Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,

Duub kar jisme mar jayen wo river ho tum,

Mere jeevan me ab to forever ho tum.

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(64)

Na Tu chhat per aati na mai tera Diwana hota,

na tu patthar marti na mai kana hota.......

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(65)

Arz kiya hai.....

Chay k Pyale se uthati Bhap me aapki Taswir najar aati hai,

bas isi chakkar me Roz meri Chay thandi ho jati hai.....!

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(66)

Jani jin Tufanon me Logon k aashiyane ud jate hai,

unhi Tufanon me hum apni CHADDIYAN sukhate hai.

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(67)

Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha,

Julf bikhari thi ghata chha raha tha.....

paas jakar dekha to Sardar naha raha tha.

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(68)

Arz kiya hai.....

Chasma pehanta houn to Ladkiyan nahi dekhti hai,

aur Chasma utarta houn to Ladkiyan nahi Dikhti hai.

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(69)

Arz kiya hai.....

Tajmahal Ki deewaro par aaj bhi likha hua hai,

Yaha thookna mana hai.....!

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(70)

jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kii piya na jaye,

zindgi me dard hai magar itna bhi nahi kii jiya na jaye,

SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi kii kiya na jaye...

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(71)

Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor ho,

apni adaon k liye mashoor ho,

tum ho is zamane me sabse alag, sabse juda.....

kyunki tum insaan k roop me Languur ho.

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(72)

keemti cheez k har koi kaabil nahin hota,

Ye to tere PitaJi ki meharbani hain.....

warna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahin hota.

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(73)

Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai

are ! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai.

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(74)

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,

Masjid mein namaz padta hoon,

Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS kar k ek paap karta hoon.

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(75)

Arz Kiya hai.....

Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekhna chahiye,

aur Ladki patate waqt sandal ko dekhna chahiye.....!

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(76)

Arz kiya hai.....

Jise Koyal samjha wo Kauwa nikla,

Dosti k naam par Hauwa nikla,

Jo roka karte the hame sharab p ne se.....

sala usi k jeb se hi PAUAA nikla.

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(77)

Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi,

aap k bina koi yaad aata nahi,

hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu.....

par kambakht madari roz aapko lata nahi.

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(78)

U r so "VICHITRA", Can't draw ur "CHITRA",

ur "VICHITRA" But U R My Best "MITRA".

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(79)

Teri hi charcha hai har gali me.....

Har Ladki k Dil me tere liye Pyar hai,

ye koi Chamtkar nahi.....

kyu ki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka Tyohar hai.

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(80)

Wada karte hai Dosti nibhayenge,

koshish yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge.

jarurat pade to Dil se pukarna,

Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayenge.

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(81)

Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.

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(82)

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,

Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,

Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar.....

lambi poonch aur 4 taango k saath aaoge..!!!

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(83)

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,

tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,

Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayaamat hogi.

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(84)

gulab ko hum kamal bana dete,

teri yaad me gajal bana dete!

kambhakhat humpe koi marata nahi...

nahi to Banaras me tajmahal bana dete!!

- Vimal Vishwakarma, [email protected]

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(86)

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro k tub bhar diye ,

Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki usme naha k chal diye.

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(87)

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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(88)

Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai.

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(89)

Naari k chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari,

Jab thokar khaoge to yaad aayegi hamari,

Sudhro varna taklif hogi bhari,

Purush bachao samiti dwara janhit mein jari.

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(90)

Arz kiya hai...

Meri Prem kahani ka kya ajib ending tha...

Ezhar-E-Mohabbat kiya tha maine SMS se...

Jo unki shadi tak Pending tha.

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(91)

Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,

magar ek baat rah rah kar satati hai,

ki teri Girl Friend rakhti hai KarwaChauth,

lekin umar meri kyu bad jati hai.

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(92)

Mai Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mai Tumhare Liye Doob k Marta...

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

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(93)

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai,

Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai,

Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY",

vo aaj "LUX" se naha k aya hai.

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(94)

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

Dost na rahe to Dosti kaun karega,

Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe... varna

bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega...??

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(95)

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,

Chand Lamhon Me Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,

Warna Pass Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

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(96)

Dil k arman ansuo me beh gaye,

Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...

Light chali gayi thi.....

Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

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(97)

Premi: A bewafa tune mera Dil jala kar raakh kar diya,

Premika: teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi...

bhej de raakh BARTAN Manjne k kaam ayegi.

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(98)

Huqiqat samjho ya afsana,

apna samjho ya begana,

hai apka humara rishta purana,

isliye farz tha apko batana,

ki thand shuru ho gai hai isliye plz roz mat nahana.

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(99)

Wo aaye hum dekhte rahe, wo muskuraye hum chup rahe,

wo bolte rahe hum sunte rahe, unhone kuch pucha hum shant rahe,

jab wo jane lage to, hum chillaye Sir attendance to le lo..

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(100)

Mood kar na dekh mujhe, yoon hanste hanste,

Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge BHABHI JI Namaste

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(101)

Chori Chori ye aana jana chhod do,

Chupke Chupke yun nazare milaana chfod do;

Kisi din bahot pitto ge unse tum...

Ye Masjido se joote churana chhod do.

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(102)

student's problem� kuch badi hui takdir nazar aati hai,

yado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai, padhe bhi to kya padhe,har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.

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(103)

hume to apno ne loota... gairo mein kaha dam tha...

meri haddi waha tooti jahan hospital band tha...

Mujhe jis ambulance me daala.. uska petrol khatam tha..

mujhe rikshey me isliye bithaya kyoki uska kiraya kam tha..

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(104)

Arz kiya hai...

tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?

are tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?

tune to hamesh cellotape ko hi use kiya hai.

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(105)

khuda Bachaye, Mughrur Biwi Se, purane Tv Se

dubai K Shekh Se, nai Ki Shave Se, aurat Ki Bewafai Se,

purani Mithai Se, Haram Ki Kamai Se Aur...

aap Ki Judai Se

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(106)

ye Dosti badi zalim hai Dosto, par hum nibha rahe hai,

karte hai yaad unko bhukhe pet, par wo akele hi khana kha rahe hai.

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(107)

Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,

Aji zara dhyan se chala karo....

kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.

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(108)

pagal hai wo log jo Pyar me kisi ko miss karte hain,

karna hai to macharoun ko miss karo...

jo jaan hatheli pe rakhkar aap ko kiss karte hain.

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(109)

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,

agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath rakhna,

agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE sath rakhna.

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(110)

Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...

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