Okay I just want to get this story over with but there's gonna a part 4 -_- yay more torture for me _-_

But as long as u peepz r enjoying it, a little bad book can't do much harm right?

*2 secondz later*

R.I.P Siona

Can't do graves

Cause of death: a book

Dude: a book?

Temmie: Meet Bleh *walkz away*

Dude: O-o tf? Okay I REALLY need to lay off of Friday Night Drinks

Anywho peepz lez juz get dis started -_-

Yea we noticed. It is hard. U write a JackxJudy fanfic but it just makes u ship NickxJudy even more

Wow that's inspiring :D

Everyone feels pain at the docs but peeps like me juz ig ore it since it's for the best

THIS book however says dat it's all USELESS

Man that's sure gonna help me on my next doctor visit. Not like we already have enough people who r against vaccines -_-

Even more Wildehopps moments

Like from After The Change, we ship Nick and Judy more than the actual couple we're SUPPOSED to ship

Is it really that hard to not write Wildehopps?

Yea Jack paid her bill cuz he's gotta seem like the good guy and an ego-filled ditchface would totally do that -_-

If the author changed Jack's personality, this would be a lot more believable. But the author shows how Jack thinks of himself as the handsomest prince in the whole world so I don't get what would make HIM want to pay Judy's bill or even care about her

And u can skip the next chapter since it's the author saying stuff again

Told ya

Anywho the chapter after that is taking us back to...Savage Enterprises...I'm sorry that name is just too ridiculous

And we see Jack's talking to us about his dates

Welp, ig Savage is the Date Ghost. Ya know those peeps that disappear in the middle of ur date

Also "they aren't my type"? Well that's a harsh way to put it. Good luck finding the snotty ditch of ur dreamz cuz they're the only ones that match ur type :D

Of course he thinks of Judy. He is supposed to be the romantic lead after all. Just reminding all of u that FORGOT THAT BECAUSE OF ALL THE WILDEHOPPS MOMENTS

So yea next chapter we see that Judy got a parking ticket cuz of Nick.

Dang Nick. I mean ik u love to annoy Bogo but really? Sixth day in a row? That's a whole new low even for u! I'm surprised Bogo hasn't FIRED u yet

So yea they cross paths with Jack and he's a little embarrassed

Dude if u really care about wut u wear then y tf r u wearing PJS????

Wanna know who can fluqing ROCK sweatpants and a tank top?

That's right the Queen dat slays all

So they talk and watch this:

That's right. Jack gets Judy's number. Predictable enough

And Nick says that's slick?

That is not slick.

THIS is slick

Ya know Nick, for being a sly fox, u clearly don't know the meaning of slick

Anywho later Jack goes and texts Judy

Yea cuz we rlly need these two to connect remember?

Of course cuz simply WRITING Judy and Jack's name in the texts was too hard

Wait wat

They're gonna DATE?

...

ARE U SERIOUS?!

U DO NOT JUST GIVE SOMEONE U JUST MET UR NUMBER AND TEXT FOR FIVE SECONDZ AND THEN DECIDE TO DATE UNLESS UR A CREEP THAT LIKES TO HIT ON PEEPS IN THE BAR OR U JUST LIKE ONLINE DATING

How many brain cells does this author have again?

Yea. I can get how Judy would be someone to use emojis. But as u can see, her last text said "sounds great" and she used the laughing emoji and the angel emoji

What kind of a normal living being uses the LAUGHING emoji and the ANGEL emoji after saying SOUNDS GREAT

What the actual fluq?

Ugh u know wut part four is next and most likely a part five -_-