Luna: *in da shadows*

Jack: Yeet yeet muthafluqer wut chu doin?

Luna: Nothing at all Jack but y tf r u here :v

Jack: Cuz. I can.

Luna: ...weren't u afraid of me...

Jack: BACK WHEN I WAS AFRIAD OF DEATH BOI

Luna: So ur not afraid anymore?

Jack: I am afriad. I just don't care. Which is why I'm not AFRIAD. 

Luna: wtf does that even mean

Jack: IT MEANS LE-

Luna: nvm i dont wanna hear it

Luna: *sees someone steal someones phone and follows dem*

Jack: *follows her* 

Mr. CheapPhone: Hehehe >:) Another day successful for phone stealing >:D

Luna: *plays music*

Mr. CheapPhone: wtf? I SWEAR IF ITS DAT GOD DAYUM LITTLE GIRL AGAIN TRYING TO BUG MEH >:V NALA U BETTER GO BACK TO DA SAVANNA WIT MUFASA 

Nala: WTF MUFASA'S DED AND HE IS MY FLUQING FATHER IN LAW U NON LION KING FAN >:V

Mr. CheapPhone: Oh go fluq urself u cursed child

Luna: *right behind him* Hello :)

Mr. CheapPhone: *turns around* oh fluq me. First I got Lion King characters following me and now I've got fluqing fnaf characters. Who tf r u? Dat bunny boi?

Luna: Nu I'm a fan character. Besides Bonnie is a boy. I'm a girl

Mr. CheapPhone: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

Luna: DITCH IM WEARING A SKIRT 

Mr. CheapPhone: CHILD IM STOOPID OKAY?

Luna: No kidding :v

Jack: So u basically chase criminals around?

Luna: Most of the time. Buh sometimes I might juz kill for sport 

Jack: ...

Mr. CheapPhone: OI where tf do u guys keep coming from

Jack: Our momz

that was a baaaaaaaaaaad joke ;v;

Author: DAZ WAT HAPPENZ WHEN U GOT A BRAINDED AUTHOR :D

Jack: .-. well first time u visit in ur own book 

Author: ikr xddddd

Mr. CheapPhone: WATEVER YALL R SOME PSYCHOS IM OUTTA HERE

Luna: Aw looks like ur being a little bit disrespectful today. Let's motivate some respect with a controlled shock :)

Mr. CheapPhone: Wat :V

Luna: *tasez him*

Mr. CheapPhone: *ded* X^X

Jack: uh...imma juz go now BYE *dipz* 

Luna: .-.

Author: Potatos have skin. I have skin.

Therefore I am a potato.

A brainded one too ;3;