Namjoon and Jin are father and mother to Jungkook, their 12 yo child. One day, while Jin is working, Namjoon leaves Jungkook locked inside the car and he can't get in because he left the keys in there.

Family group chat.

Jooniepie

Um honey

Jinniepins

Yes

Jooniepie

You know how I said I was taking Jungkook to the park?

Jinniepins

Yes

Jooniepie

I uh

I left him in the car

alone

its locked

Jinniepins

Namjoon you'd better be fucking lying

Jooniepie   

 ...

I'm not? 

Jinniepins

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT OUR SON IN THE CAR ALONE?!

Jooniepie

It's fine! It's fine! 

He's on his phone playing his subway sandwich run game

I just gotta find a way in...

Jinniepins

Namjoon I can't believe this

You message me 

WHILE IM WORKING 

TO TELL ME YOU LEFT OUR 12 YEAR OLD SON IN THE CAR

THIS IS WHY

THIS IS WHY YOU CANT BE TRUSTED NAMJOON

FUCK

EVERY FUCKING TIME

*Jinniepie has changed Jooniepie's username to uselesspieceofshit* 

Uselesspieceofshit

baby please

Im sorry!

Im trying to get Jungkook to open the doors for me but he's not listening-

BabyKookie 🐰👑👦

Mom

Jinniepins

Oh Baby!

Uselesspieceofshit

Jungkook! 

finally!

Jinniepins

I'm so glad you're okay! 

Mommy's going to get you out baby okay???? 

Just hold on!

BabyKookie 🐰👑👦

Okay mom

Uselesspieceofshit

Buddy! You can help me! 

Could you press the unlock button on the car door?

BabyKookie 🐰👑👦

Dad left me in the car mom

Im hungry

Jinniepins

Oh baby I know! Your dad just doesn't have a fucking braincell in his head

Uselesspieceofshit

Jungkook buddy I can get you out if you open the door!

Jinniepins

Namjoon just stop okay?

You're stressing him out more than you already have

Uselesspieceofshit

But Jin he's like right next to the door

If he can just open it

Jinniepins

Namjoon stop trying to get Jungkook to fix your mistakes

Your stressing him

You're*

Great, now you're stressing me

Are you happy now?

Uselesspieceofshit 

How am I stressing him?

I'm just asking him to open the door

Jinniepins

  Kookiebuns?

BabyKookie 🐰👑👦

Yes 

Jinniepins

Is dad stressing you?

BabyKookie 🐰👑👦

Yes 

Uselesspieceofshit

What?!

HES PLAYING A GAME ON HIS PHONE WHILE IM TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR

Jinniepins

Dont try to blame this on him namjoon 

I've just had to tell my boss that I have to leave to fix an issue because my husband isn't fucking capable

You weren't there for his birth

You weren't there for his kindergarten graduation

Uselesspieceofshit

Wait a second! I was soooo there for his birth!

It was just bloody

And I don't like blood

I fainted

Jinniepins

Then I sent you to pick up his elementary uniform and you bought a halloween costume, Namjoon

A harry fucking potter costume

Uselesspieceofshit

I was confused-

And the kindergarten thing wasn't my fault 

I backed into a police car

On my bicycle

accidentslly

*accidentally

Jinniepins

No, Namjoon I'm tired of talking with you now

I gotta drive all the way over there

To fix up your stupid

idiotic

mistake

and save our son

Uselesspieceofshit 

Save?

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Welp that was the first installment of 'messages'

hope you enjoyed

it kinda sucked

these will update daily hopefully

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