Hmmm...

Are my standards too high for a significant other??

Like... is wanting someone who's sweet, kind, and caring... maybe a bit dorky... but also has a some similar interests... is... is that too much???

Is that too high?... hmmmm...

It's just... some people told me it was... I thought it was reasonable...

Why can't this be easier!?!?!?!?!?!