I'M GEEKING OUT I GOT A BOOK THAT IS SO BIG AND IT HAS MAPS OF EVERY SINGLE BATTLE IN THE CIVIL WAR.

LOOK AT IT.

LOOK AT IT COMPARED TO MY HAND

LOOK AT IT COMPARED TO A REGULAR BOOK.

(Also Emerald yes I am wearing Nike shorts. I just got back from a pitching lesson and they are mildly comfortable, thank you very much.)