IM SORRY ALL MY CHAPTERS ARE SO LONG AND PROBABLY TURN A FEW OF YOU OFF PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND READ ME ANYWAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR 14 YEAR OLD WEE WEE SpiritOfPhoenix . ONE DAY, YOU'LL BE AS OLD AS ME.

Oh hey there

Would you like to look at some steaming pile of moist feces?

If so, then please allow me to enlighten you. Recently, it was my dear wife SpiritOfPhoenix's 14th birthday, so her friends and I decided to animate the Ouran High School Host Club opening with our OCs for her as a present.

So we threw it together in a week and made everything as bad as possible.

Behold my parts of the animation:

Sexy Peach

Arms folded sexily

Sexy standing while showing off bummy

Sexy knee

Being sexy (Credits to my 9 year old sister for the eyebrows)

Summoning gay flowers for sexy Lemon

Chin stroking

Rock and roll actually means sex

Chair feeling her sexy softness

Please go give the full animation a like over here:

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Heaps and heaps of credits to:
GucciCaptain
AllanaTang
ShoujoCaptain
@/Meth the great and almighty
1-800-DADDYSAM
ShoujoCaptain
AmbleRamble
And kiaatro whO was murdered by China halfway through so we replaced her.
And ShoujoCaptain one more time coz she did the most work (Lemon's parts, kiaatro's parts, the background, the editing)! Please praise her heaps.

PLEASE GIVE A VISIT TO EVERYONE!

One of the Detective Conan Discord serves I'm on has a biweekly DC fanart event thing going on, and this week's theme was rain.

So I drew adult Haibara in the rain.

On my phone.

At midnight.

With no lights on.

On a school night.

Priorities??

And here's another outside-my-comfort-zone doodle.

'S a wolf!

First one, or second?

Here's another wolf with rather glorious handpaws. Feat me sparkling.

Nothing can beat Goat-kun's handhooves though.

Except Horse-kun's feethooves maybe. They come pretty close.

As you can see, drawing animals is also right up my alley, no problem at all.

I was supposed to be drawing animals to confront my weaknesses but...

Well, you can tell what I'm trying to avoid.