I shall follow TemmieDeAmor's teachings and draw some popular anime fanart to fish for some likes, mmhmmm. ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

This is the best girl. The most best cinnamon roll to exist in the history of the universe. Her heart-wrenching adorableness is just too pure for this wretched world, thus she can unfortunately only exist in the even wretch-er world of Re:Zero.

I forgot how to shade and I also don't know what to do for the background.

Look at my laughable attempt at drawing a dude for a quick art trade with a friend on Instagram.

Keyword: Attempt

My mum walked into the room while I was searching up abs on google images and a not-very-pleasant exchange took place.

I haven't drawn much recently because of schooool, but I still found the time to draw some poop art for you beautiful human children to feast your eyes upon.

It's Kik-canon that I'm a 33 year old female lavender tree that lives in the arctic and cries bags of meth, so I drew myself a self-portrait.

Whadya think? I'm pretty damn beautiful, right? (°▽°)

Here's more candy for your eyes.

A 2 minute attempt at super quick realism with my Kik friends

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Is this even safe for work?)

Kik is like the best drawing software ever. 11/10 recommend for all artists.

And I got tagged a pooptonne these past few days, so wheeee! Time to fill up my art book with even more non-art-related stuff!

So first, a tag from 

1. Name?

You can call me Meth.

2. How old are you?

Super old and 16.

3. When's your birthday?

14th of February~

4. Where do you live?

In your heart. （╹◡╹）♡

5. Religion?

Noope~

6. Animal Lover?

Ayyye!

7. Diet or Workout?

I don't need either.

8. What do you wear to bed?

My angry bird pajamas!

How lewd. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9. Favourite clothing brand?

Whatever's cheap.

10. Colours that reflect your personality

I don't associate my personality with colours much so like... idk?

I think the closest I can get is the colour of violent diarrhoea.

11. Which animal are you in the animal kingdom?

Human, I believe.

12. Tattoo or piercings?

They both sound painful and I ain't no masochist, so I'm just gonna pass on both.

13. How much do you shower?

Everyday.

14. Favourite book?

I don't have one.

15. Favourite movie?

Koe no Katachi!

I forgot who directed it but they are damnably good at expression emotions through people's legs.

In an objective way by the way.

16. Favourite drink

Green tea latte!

Green tea is my thing. It's just so mmmm. ('▽｀)

17. Favourite vacation idea

Stay at home all day, every day.

18. Favourite food

Honey butter chips!!

19. Favourite Actor

Voice actress, but Hanazawa Kana.

Her voice is just so moeeee. ('▽｀)

20. If you found a suitcase full of money, would you take it?

YeAAhAA.

To give it back, of course. ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

21. What kind of sports do you like?

E-sports.

22. Clubbing or candle light dinner?

What the heck are both of these?

23. Christmas or Halloween?

Christmas! Because there are Christmas holidays.

24. Are you a morning person?

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. Nopey nopity nope.

I'm a morning zombie.

25. Introvert or extrovert?

Like ambivert?

But I lean towards introvert.

26. Idea of romance

Fictional.

27. When did you lose your virginity?

I don't want my maidenhood going anywhere any time soon.

28. Favourite part of the opposite sex

The privileges.

29. The world will be better if?

MOSQUITOES DON'T EXIST.

And discrimination, of course.

30. What do you do on weekends?

Sleep in.

Tell myself to do homework.

Not do my homework.

Watching anime.

Read manga.

Draw.

Scream because I forgot about homework.

Do some trash stuff.

Scream again and do homework at midnight.

31. What is your sign?

Aquarius

I'm a snake going by the Chinese zodiac though.

32. Happiest day of your life?

Nothing sticks out to me.

33. Do you judge a book by its cover?

Oopity oopity oops.

Or more like I judge a book by its view count.

34. Do you watch porn? If so what's your point of view on it?

Nooope.

My views on it are something along the lines of "Oh, it's a thing that exists. Okay, sure!"

(THIS IS GETTING MORE AND MORE R-RATED.)

35. Gays and lesbians?

????????

Yes?

No?

Eh?

What is it asking me?

36. Do you believe in karma?

Kind of.

I mean, maths and science are both very obsessed with balance.

37. Do you live? Or live in the moment?

Very much in the moment.

Yesterday is history and tomorrow is yet to be determined. All I have in life is this very second in time. And I'm gonna spend it all being trash on the Internet because I can totally finish my homework the night before it's due.

38. Do you think life is fair?

I mean, it's fair in the sense that it's all completely random, but what would make anyone think it is?

Aka firetruck no.

39. I out were marooned on and island what would you take with you?

Wut

40. Are you addicted to anything?

Hot art. (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)

41. Any news that caught your attention?

It's not news (It's more like olds), but I recently read an article about the murder of Junko Furuta, aka the 44 Days of Hell, and what can I say?

Wow, all sorts of oddballs inhabit this planet, huh.

(You should read it if you have nothing else to do by the way. It's very um, graphically intriguing. It makes a lot of people angry on command.)

42. Favorite app?

Quora!! It's a question and answer site that I just love to bits.

43. Optimist or pessimist

Optimist all the way! Positivity runs through my veins.

44. What did you eat/drink for breakfast?

Toast every day.

Sometimes cereal.

45 How Often do you make your Bed?

I uhm, don't.

QueenFaery and SpiderPrincess  both tagged me for this userbox tag thing. I don't really get what it is, but hey. Here ya go!

That star is very aesthetically pleasing to me by the way.

And then QueenFaery and SpiderPrincess  both tagged me for another tag again. Five tags in a single chapter, Jesus firetrucking Christ. Now I have to list 13 facts about myself.

1. I really don't want to be tagged again for a long while.

2. I have a lot of things I want and need to draw right now buT I CAN'T.

3. I probably won't be posting much for a while because although I'm going to be drawing a lot, it's a secret collaboration project for a friend's birthday next month so like.

4. I have 282 followers but less than 30 of them reads this book because they all come from my old fanfictions that I've deleted.

5. I like how I only get 20-30 votes per chapter but I get over 50-100 comments per chapter, while some popular people get like 100 votes per chapter but get my amount of comments.

6. The last chapter has like 167 comments.

7. I swear, all my readers are spammers.

8. I truly appreciate my spammy readers though. Please spam me with your love and comments.

9. I uh, um... Like to draw. How surprising!

10. I'm totally not using this tag as an excuse to talk about my random thoughts or anything.

11. I have a very bad emotional memory. Or memory in general, lets be honest.

12. Make maths die plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz.

13. My carefree attitude towards school is not affecting my grades in a positive manner. #MyGradesNeverBotheredMeAnyway

I don't particularly feel like spreading my suffering to other people at the moment, but I shall anyway.

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Suffermado.

I AM FINALLY DONE. GOODBYE.