The number of emus was way to great,
Australia just had to face,
The birds that raved like angry punks,
Or old men when they are drunk,

The mustered some soldiers with strong guns,
Who hopefully could overcome,
The massive amount of evil birds,
After they are experts,

But no, it couldn't work that way,
The birds fought back and won that day,
The crowds heard and laughed and roared,
About the plight of the Great Emu War.

~FlyandFall

Alrighty here's a narrative about the Great Emu War. A real thing just FYI. Go look it up.