Helpy: hey Virtie?

Virtual Freddy: yeah?

Helpy: where's my powdered donuts? Did you eat them?

Virtual Freddy:(donut in mouth) no......

Helpy: Oh really? Then what's that white stuff on you chest and jaw?

Virtual Freddy:(swallows donut)

Virtual freddy:

Virtual freddy: cocaine-----

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Lefty:(covers Freddy's eyes) guess who!

Freddy: either Lefty or the cold hands of death

Lefty:(uncovers his eyes) it's me!

Freddy: dammit-

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Jon:(has fingers in a A-OK sign) I am this close to punching you

Evil bryan: but your fingers are closed-

Jon: EXACTLY-

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Davis:(reading a book)

Jon:(slams door open) hgsgsgdfgsydtcfshxysst--

Davis: ShhhhhHhhHHhhHHhhhhH.

Jon:

Jon: I'm confused is that the sound of me dragging you in a body bag?

Davis: sShHHHHhHHhHHh-

Jon: you shush me one more God damn time-

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Tw.Chica:(eating chips) hey Foxy can you pass me the salt?

Tw.Foxy: sure (picks up Virtual freddy)

Virtual Freddy: FOXY WHAT THE FU-

Tw.Foxy:(throws him across the table)

Tw.Chica: JESUS FOXY!

Tw.Foxy: what you said "pass the salt"

Tw.Chica: for my chips not enough to raise my cholesterol!

Virtual Freddy: YOUR BOTH IDIOTS-

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