"I... I think I'm m-married!"

Hoseok stammered, his hands trembling as he gasped covering his mouth. Jungkook stared him with disbelief and forcefully urged him to watch the next video.

*in video*

The phone is propped against the wall, and Hoseok stands in front of it.

"Hello, everyone! My family, my friends, and my stepbrother. As you can all see, I'm in a church... I apologize for not being able to invite you all, but yes, I'm getting married to my new friend... Look, she's there, talking with the priest. Yes, that's her. I'm marrying her today, and don't worry, all of you, I'll send this video to everyone so you can all give your blessings... *bows* I'm leaving my phone here so you can witness the whole wedding... Bye."

He leans closer to his phone and whispers, "We're not drunk, really!" while his actions tell otherwise.

Then Hoseok turns walking towards his new friend. The dialogue is inaudible due to the distance, but their actions show that they hold each other's hands. After some conversation, he places his hand on her waist, and they leans in for a kiss. Loud cheers can be heard from both as Hoseok lifts her up by her hips.

*Video paused*

"Holy cow!! Hyung, you're married!!"

Hoseok entirely melts onto the floor, frightened by the potential consequences of this mistake. Suddenly, an solution strikes him, and he quickly gets up from the floor, snatching his phone back from Jungkook.

"If I can't remember last night, it means neither can she! So, I'll just delete this video and pretend it never happened!" Hoseok declares, selecting the video to delete. But just as he's about to press the delete button, Jungkook snatches the phone from him angrily.

"Hyung! Let me remind you, you're a businessman. What if someday she shows up here and says, 'Hey, I'm your wife. I remember the night we got married!' We have to handle this very legally!" Jungkook insists.

Hoseok can't disagree with his secretary reasoning. It's a possibility he can't ignore. He frantically tries to think of a way to handle the situation before his father and stepmother find out. However, the overwhelming fear inside him prevents him from thinking clearly.

"I have to find her! I was at her house this morning, but-"

"That's it! Let's go to her house and talk to her properly!" Jungkook interrupts Hoseok, clapping his hands assuredly as he finds a solution.

"But I don't know where she lives! I was so dizzy, I just stumbled out of a random apartment without looking back," Hoseok admits.

Jungkook takes a deep breath, preparing himself to clean up yet another mess created by his boss. Suddenly, a glimmer of hope shines through Hoseok's words.

"The church! If we're married, she must have registered her contacts there. I need to find out which church it was,"

Hoseok declares, sitting upright in his chair and scanning the background of the videos while matching the surrounding of churches on his PC.

The rush in his veins heightens his typing speed, while Jungkook's eyes are glued to the screen from behind Hoseok's chair.

He found it! Hoseok grabs his coat and notices that Jungkook is walking behind him.

"You stay here, Jungkook! I'll find her and talk to her very professionally. Let me clean up my mess this time," Hoseok says firmly.

His words make Jungkook pause. As he decides to trust Hoseok and obeys his orders as a secretary.

--//--

Hoseok reaches the gate of the church, and some blurry flashbacks come flooding back to him. He follows the path according to the video and finds the familiar priest from the footage.

The priest directs him to an office where the marriages are registered. Hoseok approaches an old woman behind the counter.

"I got married last time... Can you check if my name is registered? It was around 11 o'clock," he asks casually, trying not to raise any suspicion.

"Yes, dear. There's a marriage happened around 11 o'clock. Look, it must be here!" the old woman replies, struggling a bit due to her age. Hoseok seizes the opportunity and discreetly takes photos of the document, capturing the information he needs - her phone number.

That should work for now. He bids a polite farewell to the old lady, making sure to take a selfie with her before leaving.

--//--

Now all he has to do is call you and ask to meet. Hoseok dials the number with high hopes, and you answer the call.

"Taehyung! Don't call me from unknown numbers. I'll block this one too!" a dim and annoyed female voice comes from the phone, reminiscent of the voice he heard in the morning.

"Um, I'm not Taehyung, and I don't know anyone by that name. My name is Hoseok," he responds, trying to explain.

"Cut to the point!" The tone cuts him off, sounding slightly intimidating. But he knows he needs to get to the point now.

"I'm the guy from this morning! I just wanted to let you know that we're married, and I'd like to meet and handle this legally, as my secretary suggested!"

There's no immediate response from your side. Hoseok smirks, feeling a sense of satisfaction for shutting down your earlier nasty tone.

"Send me the location!" you finally reply after a moment, and then abruptly end the call. Hoseok quickly sends you the location of a cafe.

In the midst of all this, he completely forgets about Min-Hee, his girlfriend- who rejected his marriage proposal the previous night.

He feels disgusted with himself for being so irresponsible and marrying some random girl. The more he watches the video while waiting for you in cafe, the more guilty he feels about the situation.

He is hurt because of Min-Hee, but the details in the video about you being ditched on your wedding day and warning someone named Taehyung not to call you only intensify his pity for you.

All these thoughts create a sense of sympathy in his heart. Despite his own troubles, he realizes that his luck is still better than yours. Suddenly, a hand on his shoulder interrupts his thoughts.

"Are you the guy I'm married to?" a voice asks.

_______________________

(A/n: meanwhile Jungkook in office:

Here's our hobi 😭