I get to Maddy's house and I run into her room and everyone was already in there and I immediately get bombarded with a question "Do you think my areolas look weird?"

"Yes"

"I told you Kat"

"Maddy, they're fine."

"Fine like they're kind of weird, or fine like nobody but us would ever notice what we notice?" she said pointing at me and her

"Fine like shut the fuck up, Maddy." BB says

"I'm disgusting, I literally look disgusting."

"Maddy, you just snap the fuck out of this. You're hot as fuck."

"Nate's a loser. Who cares?" Lexi says

"He's not a loser. He's a dick." Maddy

"Same difference Babes" I say to Maddy

"All dicks are losers." Kat says

"Look, bottom line y'all need to walk into this party like your pussy costs a million dollars." BB says

"For real, I'd settle for like fifty grand." Maddy says

"Fifty grand is a million dollars." 

"Uh BB that's not math" I say to her

"I'd settle for, like, four Corona Lights and some non-rapey affection."

"That's kind of depressing."

"Nate's just, like, totally ruined my confidence." Maddy says "You know when somebody just constantly criticizes, like, everything about you?"

"Yep." I say "That's, like, every guy."

"You just need to catch a dick and forget about your troubles." Kat says

"Girl, you just need to catch a dick." Maddy says back

"Seriously, Maddy, the best thing to do after a breakup is to fuck someone new, and then move on." Kat says

"Please, Kat, remind me again how many guys you've fucked? And, um, oh, yeah, cat-fishing, that don't count." BB says

"Can you not be a cunt for like, 15 seconds?" Kat says and then the door swings open reveling her dad asking what they were going to eat for dinner "Dad, stop being a pervert! We're literally, like, all naked!" Maddy yells and her dad just rushes out of the room.