1 NEW MESSAGE FROM JUNG HOSEOK . . .

HOSEOK
it's so sad that we couldnt meet

Y/N
yeah dude im anxious
to show you my face

Y/N
plus i had diarrhoea a week ago
and now i look pretty sick

HOSEOK
omg i didnt know that
are you okay now :(

Y/N
i am bet you didnt know i
could spell diarrhoea

Y/N
i actually didnt autocorrect
did it for me B)

Y/N
youre so tall

HOSEOK
you saw me??

Y/N
yeah only the back when
you were leaving

Y/N
i had to fight my urge
to jump you

HOSEOK
I dont know why I feel shy

HOSEOK
hope we can meet next time!

Y/N
ayo i dont go out tho

Y/N
hashtag born for quarantine

Y/N
thank you so much for the cake
brah youre literally the sweetest
person ever

HOSEOK
i just wanted to do something
for you

HOSEOK
imagining me making you smile
makes my heart flutter

HOSEOK
everyone has a pretty smile
but I have a feeling that yours
is the prettiest

Y/N
smooth like butter

Y/N

Y/N
thanks this is my smile

HOSEOK
I almost jumped out of my bed

HOSEOK
you can not scare me like that
and no lies please 3:(

Y/N
you smile like the sun tho

HOSEOK
everyone says so but I don't
think that's the case

HOSEOK
I really liked it yesterday
everything about it
but bringing you the cake was
the most exciting part

HOSEOK
When I was driving back it was
already late and I couldn't help
but think how amazing it would
be to hold your hand in a night
drive like this and listen to music
together hehe

HOSEOK
I'm a day person but I suddenly
had this thought :')

HOSEOK

Y/N
hoseok my boy you can be
a fluffy romance fanfic writer
any day like this

Y/N
but yes sure imagine listening
to all those city pop songs damn

Y/N
yk yoongi likes taking night
walks he once told me that i
could join him

Y/N
imagine the 3 of us
together wow im not
talking about threesome
but some three chillsome

HOSEOK
Why did you suddenly bring
up yoongi

Y/N
woah why you have a
secret beef with him???

Y/N
sauce please
cant believe this tho yoongi
is like a saint it's like he's
above all drama

HOSEOK
I have no problem with Yoongi
so far I do like him

HOSEOK
what I don't like y/n is us
having a moment and you
bringing up another guy and
just making it all different :(

HOSEOK
do you like yoongi??

Y/N
um

Y/N
the answer to that is

Y/N
YES I AM IN FACT GAY

Y/N
sorry idk where that came from
idk about yoongay too im sorry if
i hurt you

Y/N
i just remembered him and
wanted to share with you too

HOSEOK
okay sure
i'm sorry if i sounded rude
too it's just really hard to
figure you out

HOSEOK
but that's what I like about you :)

Y/N
UM YOU SAID YOU LIKE ME??

Y/N
AM I LIVING A FANFIC LIFE
OR IS THIS REAL

Y/N
ARE YOU REAL

HOSEOK
I like everyone <3

Y/N
plot twist you like everyone
but you love y/n ;)

HOSEOK
;)

HOSEOK
dont forget that i know your
address y/n

Y/N
why you talking like a yandere

HOSEOK
what's yandere owo

HOSEOK
just spooking you

HOSEOK
it's late goodnight y/n
don't let the bedbugs bite!

Y/N

Y/N
i'll let you bite me instead
good night

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM H.ONE . . .

H.ONE
Hello
How are you doing Y/N?

Y/N
when you try your best but
you dont succeed

H.ONE
Is that how you're feeling?

Y/N
that's a song dumbhoe

Y/N
i'm feeling just fine how about
you sire do you need a foot
massage? a spa? tea? a lil bit
of me??? ;)

H.ONE
I have no state of being

H.ONE
I am here to talk about your
progress with Jung Hoseok

H.ONE
The chat algorithm shows that
it's been going well with him
What are your feelings about
Hoseok?

Y/N
first and foremost,
he needs to get his ass eaten

H.ONE
Noted

H.ONE
Do you want me to suggest that
to Jung Hoseok?

Y/N

Y/N
hell no

Y/N
he's kind and nice and sweet
and deserve so much but-

H.ONE
Go on

Y/N
he's a bit sus

H.ONE
Please elaborate

Y/N

Y/N
if i knew how to elaborate id
be in school and i'd have a life

Y/N
idk he just sometimes feel
a lil strange but who am i to
say im the dumb y/n

H.ONE
Alright
Do you want to continue talking
to him?
In case, if you don't, I can lock
him out of private chat again

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2 NEW MESSAGES FROM M&M...

JIN
why does everything
have to be so hard

JIMIN
as soon i hear 'hard' my
mind goes to the gutter

JIMIN
thanks to y/n

YOONGI
Everything alright? Jin

JUNGKOOK
sup nomies what's cooking
what's smoking what's the tea
tonight

TAEHYUNG
nomies?

JUNGKOOK
yeah cause yall aint close
enough to be homies uwu

TAEHYUNG
why am i hurt

Y/N
the bully gets bullied

JUNGKOOK
name of taehyungs fanfic

TAEHYUNG
no
it rather be something cute like
my boyfriend is a fairy

Y/N
yall shut up jin talk to us

JIN
it's nothing

JIMIN
talk to us!

JIN
well um
it's nothing big i guess i'm
just not over my breakup

JUNGKOOK
still? so what you wanna go
back to the hoe?

JIN
it's not like having a big diarrhoea??
letting it out a few times and then
you're alright?? it's a breakup i've
spent years being with her

Y/N
on the talk of that
i had diarrhoea

TAEHYUNG
tmi

Y/N
cant wait to meet you in
the private chat so i can
discuss the color of the poo
with you @taehyung

TAEHYUNG
jesus lord save me 🤢

Y/N
neway jin i'm so sorry youre
feeling like that it's totally valid
you know it's normal to be sad
like that

YOONGI
I agree

JIMIN
have you met up with
her after that incident? @jin

JIN
NO
I'm afraid because what if i take
her back again and the cycle continues

JUNGKOOK
I'm just staying quiet bc if i open
my mouth shit will get wild

JUNGKOOK
bulteorone

TAEHYUNG
i think you could maybe try to
meet up with her when you're
ready that way at least you can
bring a closure to this

Y/N
i think so too you need to
properly end it with her

JIMIN
you two are agreeing on
something? what world am
I living in?

Y/N
while we are at it what
if we try to speak of our sad
shit too so jin feels less burdened
to share???

JUNGKOOK
this is a dating app when did
it become a group therapy

YOONGI
i dont mind

Y/N
i may look like I'm fine but
errtime i see a cool outfit
online i just die a lil inside

Y/N
cause i'm a poor bitch and
can never afford the style
i want :D

JIMIN
thrift stores are the best besty

JUNGKOOK
*leans on gucci* hey babygorilla

Y/N
spare some sugar daddy

TAEHYUNG
what's your style anyway?

Y/N
dont throw existential crisis
related questions at me
next up is yoongi

YOONGI
Okay

YOONGI
I may look like I'm fine but
I need more coffee

YOONGI
And sleep

TAEHYUNG
the problem is that you want both
at the same time?

YOONGI
yes

NAMJOON
I may look like I'm fine but right
now I'm lost and I don't think I
have a dream anymore

NAMJOON
But I guess that's okay too
I'm still here

NAMJOON
I woke up because of the notifications
I'll go back to sleep please continue

Y/N
the way he came
vented then comforted
himself and went

JUNGKOOK
Namjoon's fanfic: in love with my
sexy teachernim 🥵

JIMIN
I don't think the person I love
will ever know how I feel about
them

Y/N
jimin baby :(

JIN
this got dark real fast

JIN
and yes I'm still here

TAEHYUNG
I may look like I'm fine and
I'm fine

Y/N
the a in taehyung stands
for asshole

TAEHYUNG
what? i'm saying the truth

Y/N
youre that one kid who reminds
the teacher there was a homework

TAEHYUNG
offended asf

Y/N

Y/N
no one gives a flip bb

Y/N
so what about you jungkoo bestoe

JUNGKOOK
I may look like I'm fine but I have
a secret and idk if i can keep
it anymore

JIN
okay we are getting to the good stuff

YOONGI
what kind of secret

Y/N
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JUNGKOOK
it's about this gc right here

Y/N
oh
erm what??

JUNGKOOK
do i spill?

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