Y/N
ik it's like 5 a.m but why's
the chat so dry

JUNGKOOK
When is it not dry
we fr need some lube here

Y/N
what if i start quoting wap
and you start singing with me

JUNGKOOK
I just have this big feeling
that you're gay

Y/N
👀

Y/N
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY
SEXUAL ORIENTATION BACK TF
UP BEFORE I SMACK THE FCK UP

JUNGKOOK
that hosuck dude from the back
"Ooohh FIESTY meee LIKEY"

Y/N
says jungfuck
okay you're still drunk

JUNGKOOK
i'm going to sleep wake me
up when blackpink releases
their next album

Y/N
then you can sleep for another
10 years

JIN
it's 5 a.m that's exactly why
it's dry but I'm up to post an
aesthetic photo for my instagram

JIN
just so my day starts with needy
and hungry comments from
my followers

Y/N
woahh papi is up

JIN
I'm like 10 years older than you

Y/N
i finally found someone
who's worse at math than me

JIN
come on what the hell anyone's
gonna do with sine and cos when
they're 27 years old and a hot
piece of meat

Y/N
27 year old who gets
horny comments early in the
morning from a bunch of 13
year olds

JIN
I'm gonna overlook that
nEway we should totally ditch
math and riot

NAMJOON
Good morning
The sun looks gorgeous today
I hope you all have a nice day
too

Y/N
man why do you have to be
like that you always make my
heart go WHOOOOOSSHHHH

Y/N
also i will sleep at 10 am and
wake up at evening so
idk about nice day

NAMJOON
Please take care of yourself
more y/n

JIN

my exact reaction hearing
about your messy schedule

Y/N
Yall both cute
also my room is exactly
like dat

JIN
Can't relate

JIN
it's this early and I'm dying my
hair purple cause i have a show
today

JIN

Y/N
DANG PAPI
HIT ME WITH THEM PURPLE
HORNS IN YOUR HEAD 😈😈😈

JIN
overlooking that again

JIN

Ending result maybe i should
open up a beauty salon too
i already have a restaurant

Y/N
RICH PAPI CHOKE ME
WITH THEM GLOVED HANDS

Y/N
GRACE MY DAY WITH A SLAP
ACROSS THE FACE

Y/N
THAT RHYMED OMG I'M A
GENIUS I'LL MAKE A SONG

NAMJOON
I really like your phone case
Jin! The haircolor suits you
I can't imagine doing it myself
without messing up the entire
bathroom

JIN
Thanks maybe we should chat
ourselves and forget that horny
teen here

Y/N
abuse me??

Y/N
EXCUSE ME*
I'M 20 ALMOST

NAMJOON
i think she's funny and special
Personally i like her humour

Y/N
le me hating those 'I'm not like
other girls' girls and also me
somehow ending up being one
of em

JIN
kay
Don't you have classes or anything
why are you not sleeping (y/n)

Y/N
you should've already assumed
I'm lifeless i literally have no
life I'm just surviving

NAMJOON
I'm sure that's not the case
you just don’t know your
self worth y/n

Y/N
my heart does a jumping jack
everytime you say y/n now i get
why those y/n fanfic writers are
so popular

Y/N
so what do you do for a living
namjoon your bio said you were
a teacher??

JIN
I thought you were a rapper
i saw some guy like you on tv
@namjoon

NAMJOON
haha no I'm a junior high school
teacher I recently joined after
graduating University
Now I'm the homeroom teacher
of the 7th grade class

JIN
Maybe i saw a rapper like you in
an alternate universe

Y/N
TEACHER??
DUDE FALL FOR ME PLEASE

Y/N
IF I HAD A TEACHER LIKE YOU
NAMJOON MAYBE  I WOULDN’T
HAVE BEEN SUCH A FAILURE

NAMJOON
You're not a failure!!!
Please don't say that

NAMJOON
I also write a little apart
from that but it's more
of a hobby

Y/N
that's so cool
like your young students must
confess to you everyday

NAMJOON
They are young and vulnerable
they'll forget me when they
grow up

Y/N
none can do that
Also you admit they do confess
to you ;))

JIN
Girl I'm late but i really
don’t like how you make self
deprecating jokes all the time
don’t think of yourself that low

Y/N
i'm so awkward that's my
automatic response lmao

Y/N
I'll see a trashcan on the side of
the road and randomly shout YALL
THAT'S MEEEE

Y/N
so what do you do jin you
said you have a show

JIN
I do theatre

Y/N
holy smokes so you're the
theater kid

JIN
Yeah I'm an actor
pretty hot right

Y/N
SIZZLING HOT I'M BURNING
MY WHOLE BODY IS ON FIRE

NAMJOON
I hope I can see your show
someday! You must be amazing

JIN
hell yeah i am
thanks man
I appreciate it

Y/N
WHAT ABOUT ME DON'T YOU
APPRECIATE ME

JIN
I appreciate myself

Y/N
Damn where's hobubby
I received his heart yesterday
and he ditched me today

JUNGKOOK
rising from the dead

JUNGKOOK
he was out all night bustling
on the streets last night

Y/N
AMAZINGG
wait how do you know
I thought you guys were
unknown to each other

YOONGI
well yeah most of us are
strangers

Y/N
MOST OF US??
YOONGI???
MY BOY COMMERE

YOONGI
I need to go to sleep

Y/N
damn he be busy af

JIN
apparently he has a life

Y/N
JIN IF YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY ASS
WHY DO YOU SEND ME A HEART
EVERY TIME

JIN
do i need to say that?

JIMIN
oops ᵇᵘˢᵗᵉᵈ

Y/N
yeah?? come on dude sell it to me

NAMJOON
I guess you have a point
You can only recieve one heart
right? And none of us can see who
else are sending it to you

Y/N
yep so tell me your reason
too namjoon

Y/N
actually I'm glad the other
crackheads are asleep so we
can have a discussion that's less
chaotic

Y/N
apart from that jin is the
definition of chaos himself

NAMJOON
I don’t really care much if you
recieve my heart at this moment
or not because someday I'll get
to talk to you privately anyway
everyone will get to do that

NAMJOON
It's just the matter of sooner
or later

NAMJOON
What's the most imortant thing
to me is that you feel loved and
appreciated

NAMJOON
Just that when you see my
notification you can smile to
yourself and realize someone
appreciates you

NAMJOON
So you can someday
appreciate yourself too

JIN
I can see why you're a teacher
and a writer damn you could be
a motivational kinda rapper too

JIN
I have a reason too but I'm not
telling you now
and I have to go

JIN
when we get to private
text each other someday I'll
tell you

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