Y/N
yo I'm sorry

CHOIJUN
I'm sorry

Y/N
im sorry im sorry im
sorry my brother

CHOIJUN
I aint your brother

Y/N
im sorry im sorry im
sorry my shishter

Y/N
did we just send sister
apologies to each other at
the same time btw

CHOIJUN
yeah this made remember when
we digged up mr nam's pot in the
back of his lawn and almost got
arrested when we were nine

Y/N
i cant believe you remember that

CHOIJUN
i also remember you pissing
yourself the first day of
kindergarten cause you were
so scared

Y/N
okay i'm going to tell your
wife/husband someday that
you fainted when you saw my
first period blood

CHOIJUN
oh shut up I'm not even going
to marry

Y/N
not even me? :(

CHOIJUN
Especially not you

Y/N
ouch

CHOIJUN
It’s been years since we last saw
each other and i still think of you
as my best friend but i figured it
was a shitty move to shove my app
on you

Y/N
BEST FRIEND?
ALEXA PLAY EYES NOSE LIPS
BY TAEYONG CUZ A BITCH IS
CRYING

CHOIJUN
because we dont really talk
or text a lot doesnt mean youre
not my friend anymore

CHOIJUN
i dont think we need to talk everyday
to remain friends you know

Y/N
dude I'm saying at least once
in a while it's not the same
without u

Y/N
i should be moving on but yeah...
I respect your decision to text me
once in a bluemoon from now on

Y/N
cause i have mix & match now ;)

CHOIJUN
You really dont have to play it
anymore if you dont want to

Y/N
no i will
i'm sorry i ran away from the
responsibility i always do that

Y/N
like i dont check the email
especially when i know
it could be important idk why
i do that

Y/N
that's also why i dont get a cat
even tho i love those motherfckers
so much cause it would die bc of
my neglect

CHOIJUN
I just know you’ll be the greatest
catmom

CHOIJUN
you need to have a lil more
faith on yourself

Y/N
how can i have faith in myself
when i promised I'll watch only
1 ep of sex education on Netflix
last night but binge watched
the entire two seasons?

Y/N
i dont know how i am not blind
yet

Y/N
nEway
bye
It's time to seduce some
dude(w)s

CHOIJUN
chat with h.one first
you’ll see what I'm talking bout

Y/N
????
oKay??
TIME TO SEDUECE B(H)OTS

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Y/N
aye mamacitaaa

H.ONE
Hello
Where have you been what
the fuck

Y/N
DID YOU JUST SAY THE F WORD

Y/N
SWEARING TO Y/N IS STRICTLY
PROHIBITED

H.ONE
If you are uncomfortable with
violent speech I will go back to
the child friendly mood

Y/N
AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU TO
BE MY CHILD'S FATHER NO

Y/N
I SEE WHAT YEONJUN WAS
TALKING BOUT BRO OMG
HUG ME

H.ONE
I don't have a physical state
so I can not impregnate you
nor can I hug you

H.ONE
But I can send virtual hugs

H.ONE

*hugs*

H.ONE
Today is the last day for the
first evaluation
After today one of the other
players will be able to chat
with you privately
How are you feeling?

Y/N
i thought you said ovulation

Y/N
and i almost went nah man
bloody mary aint visited
me yet

Y/N
I'M FEELING JUST FINE FINE FINE

Y/N
thanks for the hug you're the only
one i missed from this app baby
;)

H.ONE
No problemo baby ;)

Y/N
that ;) is making me preggo baby ;)

H.ONE
That is not possible

Y/N
COME ON WE WERE HAVING
A MOMENT

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Y/N
okay hoes drop on the
floor for me

JUNGKOOK
my ass shrank bc of living on
ramen noodles when it becomes
juicy again ill think about it dw

JIMIN
I don't understand how your 🐴
is related to what she said

JIN
*facepalms*

TAEHYUNG
My exam went bad bye

NAMJOON
Bad bye could be a name of
a song

NAMJOON
I hope you're okay taehyung
don't worry it's only an exam
paper and that can not define you

TAEHYUNG
Yeah its always the top students
who say that shit bet you were
a golden one

JUNGKOOK
who said golden

Y/N
yall calm down

Y/N
i get that you guys miss
me a lot you always think
about me i know

NAMJOON
I actually missed talking to you!
Felt quite sad when i woke up
and saw the groupchat from 3 am

NAMJOON
I wish i was there so i could
talk to you

JUNGKOOK
the only girl i think about all
day is IU

TAEHYUNG
who dat b

JIMIN
WHAT THE FCK YOU DON'T
KNOW IU???

JUNGKOOK
SAME REACTION

JIN
yall you know things are getting
heavy when the soft boi curses

TAEHYUNG
Of course i know iu
i just quoted jessy randomly

YOONGI
Jessi is quite an amazing
musician

Y/N
roses are red
violets aint blue
nobody loves me
forever alone

Y/N
except joonie :(
he misses me

NAMJOON
Joonie is a cute nickname...

JIN
well
I missed you a little too i guess

Y/N
dude you totally dipped the
other day you didn't send me
a heart

JIN
i was in a bad mood

TAEHYUNG
she sounds like those 'give me
attention' gals from ig and
twitter istg

Y/N
I thought your exam went bad
why dont you go and cry in a
corner boi

JUNGKOOK
wow did she snap a lil

JIMIN
For the first time i think

YOONGI
I don’t know why you think any of
us would miss you when most of us
don't even know you y/n

YOONGI
I for instance
barely talked here once or twice
and every time I saw you just
talking about random things

Y/N
ouch pt 2

Y/N
two rejections in a day :(

TAEHYUNG
Yeah clap right back at her

YOONGI
I don’t know you either taehyung

YOONGI
And I honestly think if you're only
here to mock her and not be any
more productive you should leave
the app

JUNGKOOK

Y/N

Y/N
press f in the chat
for respect

NAMJOON
what does that mean
F

JIN
F ucked

JUNGKOOK
THE BIGGEST F

JIMIN
F
the bully gets bullied

Y/N
F
SOMEONE WRITE A FANFIC
ALREADY

JUNGKOOK
TAEHYUNG X YOONGI
FANDOM: TAEGI

JUNGKOOK
TITLE: THE BULLY MEETS THE
BAD BOY AND SUDDENLY I'M
PREGNANT???

Y/N
OKAY BUT
there has to be a scene where
i'm pushed to the locker by
taehyung and yoongi pushes
him away and then slaps
me and i cry and say oppa
jebal saranghae

JUNGKOOK
and both dont know who
you are telling that to
IT'S A FRIGGING BRILLIANT
IDEA

JIMIN
what if none of them likes her but
another guy and she's pestering
that guy so they hate her

Y/N
WHAT IF THEY BOTH LOVE
EACH OTHER BUT DONT KNOW
YET

JIN
sorry I'm losing braincells

NAMJOON
That actually is good i can
see young people reading that
story

YOONGI
I don’t have the time or energy for
this

JUNGKOOK
TAEHYUNG MY GUY JOIN IN
THE BRAINSTORMING TOO PLZ

JIMIN
I think he got burned

Y/N
i think he left lmao

NAMJOON
That's concerning first a bad
exam and now this
I hope he's okay

JIN
taehyung if you're seeing this,
the kids were just joking about
the story I hope you didn’t mind
too much

JIN
though it is funny lmao

Y/N
okay i'm going too now
one of yall get the pandoras
box opened tomorrow ;)

TAEHYUNG
good luck to whoever does -_-

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random updates of my ratty life:

i cut my hair the shortest 2 days ago. Also thanks lord for making the female species cause girls make my ratty life feel so much better. amen