Mr. Bird

Hey, Spidey!

Spider

Hey, Mr. Bird!

Mr. Bird

Okay, so

My friends really wanna meet you

Is it okay if I create a group chat?

Spider

Oh, sure!

I can't wait to meet your friends, Mr. Bird!

Mr. Bird

Yay!

~~~~

Mr. Bird has created a group chat

Mr. Bird has named that chat 'Meet Spidey'

Mr. Mischief

You didn't

Mr. Bird

Oh, but I did

Spider

Mr. Mischief! You're here too!

Mr. Mischief

How did you get his number?!

Mr. Bird

Your not very good at hiding your phone >:)

??

What on earth are you two on about?

And who's that?

Spider

Hi! I'm Spider!

Who are you? :D

??

Call me Widow

Spider

Oh my gawsh, we are both arachnids :0

And I'm guessing you're female, as all Widow's are

Ms. Widow

I'm keeping him

It's decided

Mr. Bird

What? That's not fair!

I introduced you to him!

Ms. Widow

Would you like to take him from me?

Mr. Bird

No, ma'am

Mr. Mischief

No, I found him first

Ms. Widow

Fight me, Reindeer

Spider

Um

First, I don't belong to anyone

A-and secondly, please don't fight (especially over me)

??

What

Who is this?

??

Why are there so many notifications?

??

THIS is who Mischief has been messaging?

He's too kind!

??

My brother has a friend!

Hello, brother's friend!

Spider

Hello!

I'm Spider, as you can probably already tell from the nickname

Who are all of you? And tell me your gender, as I don't want to miss gender you!

??

Sorry, son, that was rude of me

Call me America, and I'm male

??

No, please call him America's Ass!

Mr. America

Language!

??

Whatever

Call me Fe, and I'm male

Spider

So, Iron?

Mr. Iron

Yup, that's me

??

Call me Green, and I'm also male

??

And you shall call me Lightening, and I also am male!

Spider

It's nice to meet you all!

Mr. Bird

There are a few others, but they are busy at the moment

Mr. Iron

Alright, so how did Mischief here find you?

Anything illegal?

Wouldn't put it past him

Mr. Mischief

If you don't shut up, I'll do something illegal to you

Spider

Mr. Mischief!

That's not nice!

Mr. Mischief

I am sorry, Spider

Spider

It's alright Mr. Mischief :D

Mr. Lightening

We have found someone to keep my brother in check!

Mr. Green

He's a cinnamon roll

Can we keep him?

Mr. Iron

Wow

I've never seen Green act like that, before

But I agree

Can we keep him?

Spider

I'm sorry, but I'm not owned by anyone, or something to be kept

Mr. Mischief

You made him upset!

Apologise to him, you imbeciles!

Mr. Lightening

I am sorry, young Spider

Mr. Green

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you

Mr. America

I'm sorry, even though I had nothing to do with this

So, I'm sorry about the others

Mr. Iron

Sorry, kid

Mr. Bird

Sorry, Spidey

Ms. Widow

Sorry

I still stand by what I said

Spider

Mr. Iron... Why did you call me 'kid'?

Mr. Iron

Well, It's rather obvious by how you message, and how energetic you message

And plus, I hacked your phone

Spider

You what?!

That's illegal!

And just rude!

Mr. Bird

What did you find?

Mr. Iron

Not much

Just that his name is Peter, and he is 15

Ms. Widow

Why so little?

Mr. Iron

Kid's got some serious protection on his phone and information

Spider

That, and as soon as you mentioned that you were hacking my phone, I added an extra firewall against you

You're lucky I don't report you

Or worse

Check your information

Mr. Mischief

I'm coming for you Iron

Mr. Iron

Shit!

I can hear his footsteps!

Pointbreak, come get your brother! Protect me!

Mr. Lightening

No

You disrespected Spider's privacy

I shall not help you

Mr. Iron

Oh god, he's at the door

Spider

Are none of you going to help?

Ms. Widow

Nope

This is normal

Plus, he offended you

Spider

Oh, okay then...

Well, I have to go!

Hope Mr. Iron is okay!

Mr. Mischief

He will be

In a few days

Goodbye, Spider

Mr. America

Dear god, why do I put up with all of you?

Bye, Spider

Mr. Green

Bye, Peter

Mr. Lightening

Bye, Spider, friend of my brother!

Ms. Widow

Bye, паук ребенка

A/N: паук ребенка = spider child (in Russian)