Y/N P.O.V
Mom? WHAT THE F*CK? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING!

I am sooooooo gonna whip dad's a*s!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDExmoSB5qQ

Me in school.^^^

It was explained to me that I was born a robot because of mom. And I have human DNA/appearance because of dad.

Huh, okay.

And my mother's name is Nebula and she's an alien.

Yes your mom is Nebula. I don't necessarily ship them, but whatever.

Time skip brought to you by Peter being a smol bean

Me and MJ are on a date.

We can't be on dates that often, so I try to make sure every single one is perfect.

MJ P.O.V
Y/N blindfolded me and brought me somewhere.

The air was sweet. I felt Y/N's semirobotic hands push me through a rocky terrain.

Every footstep created a crunchy sound. Like crisp leaves on a autumn day.

"We are here."

I retain my sight.

She brought me to a Harry Potter cafe we like to go to.

Yup, I like Harry Potter.

Y/N essentially forced me to read it.

In other words she was speaking so much dork language that it was either read it, or go insane.

I preferred the first option, and here we are today.

"Hello welcome to the three broomsticks!" An old man with glasses greeted us. "The only good replica in New York! Enjoy!"

He looked familiar. Like I've seen him before. Almost as though he was some sort of fatherly figure to us all.

Eh.

We sit in a booth and a waitress walks to our table.

The waitress was dressed like Luna Lovegood.

"Welcome to the three broomsticks, home of the three broomsticks. May I take your order?"

It was obvious she didn't want to be here, she was just in for the money.

We ordered 2 butterbeers and 2 hamburgers with 'secret sauce' .

"How is mayo a f*cking secret?" I asked out loud.

Y/N chuckled at what I said.

"I like it."

"Like it all you want, its still mayo."

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"Well you got some right there, let me take care of it for you."

She leaned in to kiss me.

"There isn't any mayo on my face is there?

She chuckled

"You are quite observative Ms MJ."

We lean in for a kiss when-

Like in any good movie or book, we were interupted.

By a blue lady.

Ok. Whats next? A green one?

Next to her was actually a green lady.

Ok. Thats a thing now.

"Y/n, we need to go. Now."

The blue and green lady (who turned out to be her mother and aunt) took her out of the resturant.

Why does this keep on happening! Everytime!

Gamora P.O.V
"I cant believe this Nebula. You would give your own daughter to that maniac."

"Im not going to Gamora. Trust me."

I think this is totally idiotic.

We even had to interupt her time with her girlfriend.

I wouldnt usually care, but she is my niece.

My niece sat behind us in the ship, suprisingly not questioning why we were dragging her halfway cross the galaxy.

If this is normal for her, should I be concerned?

While going through an asteroid belt she sat there camly and talked to her girlfriend, apoligizing.

She finished the call and charged herself.

It is going to be 3 hours until we get there so it makes sense.

Time skip brought to you by my mucus filled body

Y/N P.O.V
This is fun.

Mom and aunt Gamora woke me up.

We leave the ship and go into this gigantic throne room?

On the thrown was this big grape meme dude.

The one on the left, the right is just Patrick.

The resemblence is so similar, i know.

THEY COULD BE TWINS!!!! I KID YOU NOT!

"Hello Y/N." Grape man said.

I look at mom and aunt Gamora with a face saying: 'what the f*ck is happening here? And how does this grape a*s know my name?'

"Y/N, this is Thanos. Your grandfather."

B*TCH WTF!