Wolfie created a groupchat

Wolfie named the group "TrashTalk"

Wolfie added you in the group

Wolfie: wassup my fellow homosapiens!

Ruby: hello

Selena: I'm not your fellow then? I'm not a human

Wolfie: I just get used to it XD

Lunox: noooo @Selena you're my fellow

Selena: I'm your fellow?

Lunox: I mean-   more than fellow

Selena: like?

Lunox: ummmm... My...

Karina: just get married already

Layla: and get a room

Selena: ??

Martis: wtf

Selena: Ohh WHAT THE

Yaomomo: umm what's this gc for?

Wolfie: "bonding"

Layla: or you mean "torturing"

Wolfie: both XD

Irithel: why am I here?

Wolfie: bonding

Irithel: but I don't like you all

Natalia: cuz u love us

Wolfie: awwwww

Kimmy: Yo Wolfie

Wolfie: yesh?

Kimmy: congrats on 2K

Wolfie: thanks.... OH YA BEFORE I FORGOT

Ruby: wut

Wolfie: this gc today is for the 2K specials!

Kimmy: I don't... Sense anything good?

Wolfie: and today's topic is WHAT IFs

Layla: finally, something new

Wolfie: I know you're tired of my trash :'(

Alucard: wait why am I here?

Wolfie: for the third time, bonding

Martis changed Lunox's nickname to Lunoob

Martis: LUNOX YOU NOOB

Lunoob: SAYS WHO LOSE IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

Ruby: what happened?

Martis: we made a deal. Whoever wins a match in "rock paper scissors" get to sleep with Selena tonight

Lunoob: OI IDIOT WE PROMISED NOT TO SAY

Martis: WHO CARES, LUNOOB

Lunoob: SELENA IS IN THIS GROUP

Selena: I think I heard my name?

Lunoob: Ohh... Hi, Selena ^^

Selena: Lunox...?

Lunoob: yes?

Selena: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lunoob: (damn happy cuz she's laughing because of me)

Martis: @Selena babe you like it? I thought about that name for her!

Selena: ehh really?

Wolfie: so today's WHAT IFs!
What if Selena is actually not interested in both Lunox and Martis?

Martis: heh impossible

Lunoob: she's mine ❤

Martis: no, she's mine

Lunoob: you copied me! She's mine and only mine!

Martis: you can't have children with her so she's mine!

Lunoob: you can't have children with her too if I cut off your thing!

Martis: fucc

Martis: you

Martis: Lunoob

Lunoob: stop f*cking me! Only Selena can fucc me!

Martis: I don't mean that you idiot! And Selena can't fucc you cuz she's mine!

Selena: well guys stop it...

Lunoob: @Selena what do you think?

Selena: you and Martis could be a good pair

Martis: never

Lunoob: NEVER

Selena: look how sweet you guys are, trying to f each other

Martis: NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT

Selena: well I hope you guys could get along soon ^^

Lunoob: Selena...

Selena went offline

Lunoob: TΔT where did she gooooo

Martis: it's all your fault!

Layla: oooooooo

Ruby: I guess Selena is jealous now?

Karina: I'll go check on her. @Martis @Lunoob please don't follow

Karina went offline

Lunoob: she doesn't love me anymore, does she...?

Wolfie: well this is bad

Martis: who created this what ifs

Wolfie: wont tell you that's meh

Martis: COME OUT TO THE FIELD NOW I WANNA EXECUTE YOU

Wolfie: I'm laizeh (lazy)

Martis: COME OUT NOW I'M HERE

Kimmy: HARM HER AND YOU'LL REGRET

Martis: diakkdhskwkksjdbsjs

Martis went offline

Karina is online

Lunoob: how is it?

Karina: she's demonizing herself. I guess she's really jealous

Lunoob: NOOOOOOO SELENA I'M COMING FOR YA

Lunoob went offline

Layla: go save your gurllll

Karina: hmm... My sister needs a gf more than a bf... I think

Wolfie: cuz you're in my book. This is my OTP

Ruby: so what's next?

Wolfie: What if Lancelot is a girl

Layla: I thought he... I mean she is already a girl? Or woman

Odette: ehem

Layla: it's da gf XD

Odette: that's rude!

Lancelot: yeahh Odette~~ ♥♥

Odette: I mean, calling him as a girl equals to insulting us girls! And that's rude!

Lancelot: WUT

Ruby: BURNNNN

Irithel: Odette deserves The Sarcasm Award

Lancelot: ;-;

Odette: thanks

Odette: @Lancelot don't cry, I still love you

Lancelot: okay, I'm going to your room now~

Lesley: NO PLEASE

Wolfie: wait wut

Odette: NO NO NO

Lancelot: why no, my princess?

Gusion: hey anyone seen my Lesley?

Wolfie: uhh

Lesley: sorry Gusion I forgot to tell you that I'm in Odette's room...

Gusion: Ohh okay... WAIT WHY ARE YOU THERE

Odette: why not?

Gusion: LESLEY IS MINE

Odette: YEAH AND SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND

Lesley: chill duh. Odette is helping me to design my dress

Gusion: ohh

Lancelot: but I miss my Odette~

Gusion: wait... Dress for what?

Lesley: secret~

Lunoob: SEND HELP PLS

Yaomomo: what happened?

Lunoob: I NEED TISSUES

Selena: NO I DONT NEED! TISSUES ARE NOT ENOUGH!

Lunoob: I'M HERE FOR YOU SO WHY ARE YOU STILL CRYING

Selena: ;-; I don't wanna-

Lunoob: wait up. I will bring my pillows to your room

Selena: ?

Lunoob: sleepover at your room tonight

Selena: we...share a bed?

Lunoob: if... If you don't mind

Wolfie: sounds fun! Can I join too?

Lunoob: NO

Selena: NO

Wolfie: okay ;-;

Selena: umm guys I'm going to sleep now... Bye

Selena went offline

Lunoob: me too. Bye

Lunoob went offline

Lesley: wow they sleep earlier than my brother

Harley: wut

Wolfie: do you believe that they are really sleeping?

Layla: no 😏

Ruby: nevermind we can ask @Karina

Karina: we are not sharing the same room, but just now I saw Lunox taking her pillows to Selena's room

Wolfie: wow they really do sleepovers

Kimmy: I'm sleepy now

Ruby: let's chat again next time

Wolfie: okay

Everyone went offline
(cuz author is too lazy to mention XD)

Please note that this chapter is just a parody

okay I'm done. Just wanna keep this book updated
I will try making Yuri fanfic or the requests first
Oooo and the dares

Have a nice day!

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