???: MY FIRST SMUT BOOK AYE

Zilong: wtf are you?

???: author!!

Zilong: owh... intro?

???: oh okay... my name is e'dan

Claude: e'dan?

E'dan: whats is your problem with my name b1tch?

Claude: n-nothing... *nervous*

Nana: what is yaoi?

Miya: DONT-- *cover nana ears*

Bruno: gay co-

Miya: *punch bruno till die*

Nana: welp, i know...

Miya: *face palms*

Alucard: zilong...

Zilong: what?

Alucard: i love you...

Zilong: gross *walk away*

Alucard: ... *cry in corner*

E'dan: *sing sad songs*

Martis: friend zone!

Claude: *look martis*

Martis: *look claude* what?

Claude: no! *look away*

E'dan: *lenny face*

Roger: can someone find me a fiance?

All: *point at yss*

Roger: ;-;

Yss: BISSSS I'M NOT GAY!!

E'dan: you will!! *drag yss and roger to the bedroom*

Yss: LET ME OUT OF HERE!! I DONT WANNA DIE!!! I DONT WANNA GET BITE OF WOLF!!! *shout out*

E'dan: IHY!

Roger: CALM DOWN I DONT EAT YOU!

Yss: *shut* ...

Roger: ugh... i wanna girl, not a boy *take out his jaket* what place is this? Its so damn hot!

Yss: *blush* PUT YOUR JAKET ON!!!

Roger: hm? Why?

Yss: j-just put your jaket on *cover his blushing*

Roger: kiss me first...

Yss: YUCK!

Roger: 1...

Yss: uhhhh...

Roger: 2...

Yss: UGGHH FINE!! *kiss roger quickly* *faints*

Roger: *in head, shit i'm gay now*

~1 hour~

E'dan: so what you guys doing?

Yss: nothing, just sleep together

Bruno: uhuh... new couple

Roger: and you still single bruh

Bruno: *3ggred*

Roger: ups...

E'dan: so, i will read some yaoi couple...

Bruno: i'm single, and i'm not G.A.Y

E'dan: you will *lenny face*

E'dan: OKAY FIRST IS!!! AlucardXZilong

Zilong: bro wtf?

Alucard: YAAASSSSSS

Zilong: bruh-_-

Alucard: WHY U DIDNT LOVE MEEE!!!

Zilong: because..... uhhhh

Alucard: what? Tell me *get closer to zilong*

Zilong: d-dont go close to me *blush*

Alucard: why you didnt love me huh?

Zilong: i-i think first, just continue e'dan

E'dan: uhuh, okay next is YssXRoger

Yss: i knew it *roll eyes*

Roger: yeah, i'm gay now

Yss: WH--

E'dan: next is BrunoXClaude

Martis: wait what? No no no no *jealous*

E'dan: why? I ship it!

Claude: uhhh...

Bruno: claude? Hmmm... not bad

Martis: NO! *hug claude* mine!!

Claude: w-what?? M-Mine?

Martis: ;-;

Bruno: you jealous?

Martis: s-sorry *push claude*

Claude: thats okay ^\\\\^

Bruno: awww:(

E'dan: okay calm down bruno, i will give you a couple

Bruno: yeeeeyyy

E'dan: okay next is, HayabusaXGusion

Hayabusa: we already couple duh

Gusion: uhuh, i love you haya XD *hug hayabusa*

Hayabusa: hehe i love you too *hug back*

E'dan: damn, so cute couple :')

Moskov: wait a second

E'dan: what?

Moskov: are you a boy or a girl?

E'dan: the truth is i'm a girl, but i want to be a boy in this book

Moskov: *confused* okay

E'dan: okay next, MoskovXEstes

Moskov: what?! Seriously?!!!

Estes: 0~0

Moskov: estes?

Estes: yeah?

Moskov: i--

Estes: i love you too

Moskov: wheredidyouknowthatiwanttosayiloveyoutoyou *hug estes*

Estes: what are you talking about silly *hug back*

Bruno: AWWWWW:'(

E'dan: next is, LancelotXAlucard

Zilong: oh!

Lancelot: i just love my odette

Alucard: i love zilong, not this noodle hair... zzz

Lancelot: ...

Alucard: ups... *run*

Lancelot: GETBACKHEREYOUFCKNGWEIRDO

E'dan: -_

E'dan: OK CONTINUE TO NEXT CHAPTER

BYE:D