WARNING...R-18!!! This book has been labeled mature so yeah...

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1. Fractions

Clint: You know fractions?

Layla: Yeah, sure, why?

Clint: Why don't you be the numerator, I be the denominator...

Layla: And?

Clint: then we both reduce to the simplest form.

Layla: ...

(*Congratulations if someone gets what I mean here. Hint: "Simplest Form")

2. Natural Log...ehm.."Log"😏😏

Aldous: Would you want to come to my house tonight?

Selena: Why?

Aldous: So I can show you the growth of my natural log 😏😏

Selena: *blushes*

3. Divided...U mean...Spread 😏😏

Gusion: Yo Les, I heard you're good at math.

Lesley: You're asking this too many times to many people. Why do you say so though?

Gusion: Because your legs are always divided (IYKWIM 😏😏)

Lesley: *prepares gun* 5 seconds to run...a headstart...

4. Add, Subtract, Divide, Multiply

Bruno: Can I be your math tutor tonight.

Lolita: Sure, I got a math homework tonight. But...what do you want to teach me tho?

Bruno: We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Lolita: PERVERT! (*smacks Bruno with le hammer*)

5. Secant Line

Gord: Baby, I wish I could be a secant line.

Eudora: I don't get what you mean...

Gord: So I can touch you on at least two places.

Eudora: 2nd skill-1st skill-Ult.

Gord: *ded* Worth it...

6. Vanish (f(x)=0)

Saber: If your clothes are a polynomial, I'll be the root of it.

Karina: And so?

Saber: Because at my hands...it will vanish...

Karina: *smirks* Oh really? Then prove it to me...😏.

Hehehe...so you knew that Math jokes can turn R-18 as well 😏😏...

I'll go with the real update when I have the chance. Thanks and see u soon!

Kage