*After discussing a plan*
Yul: Does anyone have any questions?
Grett: Is this legal?
Yul: Does anyone have any RELEVANT questions?

Dan: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Jake: I don't know how to do that.
Tom: I don't wear a watch.
Drew writes: Time is a construct.

Oliver: Everybody say "Yippie yo!" And "Yippie yeah!"
Emily: (Singing) E.T is an alien and he is kinda spacy!~ Comin' from the universe to party and go crazy!~
Trevor: (Singing) E.T is an alien and he is kinda spacy!~ Comin' from the universe to party and go crazy!~

(The fandom when Tom is lying about having a boyfriend.)
Fandom: Why the fuck you lying~ Why you always lying? MMMM, Oh my god, STOP FUCKING LYING~

Kristal: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Lake: That naptime was a punishment.

Tom: Well, Jake and I finally did it!
Everyone: *Gasps, shocked expressions*
Tom: That's right!.... We kissed!

Grett: Hey Fiore, What have you been up to, Girlie?
Fiore: Fighting bugs!
Grett: And... Uh... How's that going for you?
Fiore: They're winning! (Darkly) But not for long~

Hunter: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Alec: (Smokes)
Nick: (Walks in)
Alec: (Hands him the cigarette)
Nick: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

Ellie: People say I can't do what I love without college.
Ellie: I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger.

Riya: Y'all ugly. *Dissapears*

Aiden: WAIT TOM! WE'RE NOT CAVEMEN!
Aiden: We have technology. (Smacks a picture of Ellie with the computer)
Everyone: .........
Tom: ....It didn't work.

Rosa Maria: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so cute, like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
James: Eyy, Homie!
Aiden: But then there's cootie...
Tess: Die....

Lill: Christmas lights?
Nick: Check.
Will: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Nick: Check.
Ashley: Santa suits?
Nick: Check.
Dan: Shovel?
Nick: Check.
Drew writes: Alibi and bail money?
Nick: Check-Wait WHAT?!

*Everyone is giving advice to Jake*
Ashley: It's okay to ask for help.
Tom: You're not a burden.
Fiore: Murder is okay.
Miriam: Your feelings matter.

*AleNick in a nutshell*
Dan: Dude, How is putting Alec's weiner in your mouth, getting him?
Nick: Because that makes Alec gay now!
Ellie: No dude, That makes YOU gay!
Nick: Huh?
Ellie: You put a guy's weiner in your mouth, that makes YOU gay stupid!
Nick: .....Nuh uh.
Ellie: Yeah huh.
Will: *To Will* Will, That doesn't make me gay, right?
Will: That totally makes you gay.
Nick: B-But, I'm not gay you guys!
Dan: You are, now.

Here's some incorrect quotes to cheer you up from that depressing HC before.

Byeeee~~