Nick: I wanna be a cowboy baby~ (He and Jake are swinging around the flying fox with Tom and Ashley watching.)
Jake: I wanna be a cowboy!~

Miriam: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?
Ellie: Suck it, boomer!
Miriam: I don't know who "Boomer" is, But no.

Nick: Wow, Alec, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Alec: We LITERALLY slept together.
Nick: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Trevor: I WANNA BE A YOYO MAN, HE CRIED, MAKE ME A YOYO MAN!
Oliver: (Narrating) But the yoyo master did not answe, he just kept on yoing.
Marcus: (Keeps on playing with his yoyos.)

(V! Jake and Tom in a nutshell.)
V! Jake: I saw you hanging out with Aiden, yesterday!
Tom: W-Wait, Jake! It's not what you think!
V! Jake: I won't hesistate, BITCH!

Gabby: You know, Ally, I don't take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Ally: What?
Gabby: I say "Please don't hate me; I'm really nice."

Sofia: Rosa? What's an orgasm?
Rosa: I don't know, I never had one!
James: (Coughs, realizing what Sofia meant.)

Tess: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Kai: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Tess: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

Emily: You need to apologize to Grett.
Yul: Fine!
Yul: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Ashley: Well, remember when Will made a romantic dinner for me?
Nick: Ashley, He microwaved you a pizza.

Jake: Bye Tom! Bye Miriam! Bye Ashley! Bye Dan! Bye Tom~
Nick: You said, Bye Tom, twice.
Jake: I like Tom.

(Kristal introducing the Trevek interns in a nutshell.)
Derek: I am here to tell the story.
Trevor: And I am here for the food.

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs*
Drew writes: Get 2 more chairs!
Ellie: They can get their own chairs.
Gabby: Make them fight for it!
Dan: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Marcus: I would never ever be near children.
Nina: Kill two.

(The magenta team roasting Fiore in a nutshell.)
Jake: Is it cause of the way you look?
Fiore: .... (Slowly turns around) ...The way I...?
Jake: Yeah, You're sort of... lumpy... and... red-raw...
Fiore: Eeeh, I don't think that's-
Ashley: Is it because you look like a bit of a bigger animal, that fell off or was removed and then came to life?
Fiore: (Feigning laughter) That's actually, uhh.... a personal choice.
Hunter: It's more like an old person's finger.
Ashley: Reminds me of an infection I had up my (Muffled)
Jake: Or was it the voice?
Ally: She looks like a tumor!
Ashley: And she stinks!
(Fiore is seething with rage and looks like she wants to kill these motherfuckers.)
Hunter: Oh, oh! I know, It's because you've got beady eyes, like a rat!
Jake: Or you're just generally unlikeable that it's hard to pin down?

*Trevor falls through the ceiling, landing near Emily.*
Trevor: Hey Emily!
Emily: Hey, Trevor!
Trevor: .....That hurt.

Nina: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick! It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon!
Marcus: Spear.
Nina: BLOCKED.

Here's more incorrect quotes to make up for the lack of many last time~~

And now, A Hooters Tom pic because I guess Hooters Tom is canon now.

Yes, This was apparently a thing in google and now it's a thing here.

Byeee~~