(Bruno's encounter with Karen and Lacey in a nutshell)
Karen: You removed my WHAT?!
Bruno: I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night. (Lacey begins shaking) No no no no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors? That's not very polite.

Yul: I was arrested for being too cool.
Kristal: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

*The squad is at the home depot*
Lake: *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section.*
Kai, being high: *Shitting in the display toilets.*
James: *Tokyo drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles.*
Aiden: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*
Marcus: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it.*
Nina: *In the car sleeping*

Dante: The hell are we gonna get a dead body?
Milo: We're gonna dig up Xavier's dead grandpa.
Xavier: Yeah Dante, We're gonna dig up-(Realizes what Milo just said) DIG UP XAVIER'S DEAD GRANDPA?!

Piper: I am Piper, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

Fiore: Dad, Something's burning.
Nick: Well, It could be my hot mixtape~
Alec and Fiore: ........
Nick: And the kitchen's on fire.
Alec and Fiore: *Screaming*

Derek: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Trevor: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Warren: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Yul: I don't want your advice.
Warren: Well, Then consider it unfriendly advice.

(Emily explaining the cast's traumas in a nutshell.)
Emily: That one. (Nick) That one is an insecure buffoon who lonely ass watches you sleep. Aiden is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone's problems 'cept his own.
Aiden: What?! No, I-What? Pftttt, No no.
Emily: This one (Ellie) judges everyone and everything because she hates herself, And Gabby? Hehhhh.... You don't even want to know what her deal is.

Luna: Kacy, I think it's about time we learn about the birds and the bees.
(Cut to a hive of birds and bees there.)
Luna: There's a swarm of birds and bees in the attic, Go get 'em tiger.
Kacy: O_O

Arabella: Elise! I can't do this stupid math!
Elise: What's the math problem?
Arabella: Well, We have to add the bed, substract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we don't multiply.
Cole, covering Mila's ears while Elise smacks Arabella upside the head: Not going to lie, that was hella smooth.

Karmen: What are you in the mood for?
Blake: World domination.
Karmen: That's a bit ambitous.
Blake: You are my world.
Karmen: Aww...
Blake: .....
Karmen: (Realizes what he meant.) OH!

(The yellow team in a nutshell)
Riya: Look what you've done.
Connor: I didn't do anything!
Yul: It's what you didn't do.
Connor: What?
Riya: You ruined. Everything.
Connor: But I didn't even-
Riya: UGH! Don't make it worse!

*The squad with cigarettes*
Theo: I smoke regularly.
Timothy: I smoked sparingly.
Rumor: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
Nanami: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Zander: I've never smoked, and I refused to do so.
Bea: What's a cigarette?

Jake: Know why I called you in here?
Tom: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Jake: *Stops pouring the drinks* Accidentally?

Riya: Sorry I was late, I was doing stuff.
Aiden: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Roland: (To Yul) Sorry I fucked your girlfriend.
Yul: WHAT?! THE FUCK WAS THAT, GRETT?!
Grett: That... Was the sound... OF A FUCKING DIVORCE!!! (Rips a paper apart and laughs.)

Roland, Nanami, Timothy, Zander, Warren, Lacey, Dante and Piper-Werewolf1363

Xavier, Bruno, Theo, Rumor and Luna-DRDCRDR

Elise, Arabella, Cole and Mila-imnotthebestgirl

Milo, Karmen, Bea, Kacy and Blake-Me.

See ya later guys~~