Tom: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Aiden: (With James and Lake behind him.) Wait, What do you mean THREE?!
Tom: Yes...Three...
Aiden: Oh my god-WHAT THE FUCK?!
Tom: Wha-
Aiden: ALLY FUCKING FELL OFF!

Trevor: (Stops Derek) No Derek, You didn't go on a date with the host, yesterday... It was me. (Takes off his Kristal Disguise) These hips DO lie, and they lie to you, Derek. Shakira, Shakira.

Alec: Stressed.
Jake: Depressed.
Fiore: Possessed.
Gabby: Obsessed.
Tom: Impressed.
Nick: Chicken breast.
Everyone: .......What?
Nick: I just wanted to join in.

Grett: My stupid boyfriend Yul.... Now my stupid, EX-BOYFRIEND and *Shoots a picture of Yul with arrows* I. DON'T. WANT. TO. SEE. HIM. EVER. AGAIN!!!

Hunter: *On the phone with Ally* So no head? *Throws his phone to the ground and jumps and breaks a skateboard.*

Dan and Drew: *Playing videogames*
Emily: You guys woke up at 5.30 in the morning just to play games?
Dan and Drew: *Silent*
Emily: *Finally figuring it out* ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Dan and Drew: *Shamefully* Yeah....

(Alec (And the fandom) whenever a Fiore x Alec fanfic exists.)
Alec: .... *Gets up and yells at the street* HIT ME!! HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!!

Jake: When you said "Magic in bed", I wasn't expecting this.
Tom: *Pulls card from deck* Now, Was this your card?
Jake: Holy moly-

Fiore: I wish I was a cat, But not in a furry kinda way, More like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.

Marcus: I'm truly honored that we built such a bond~
Kristal: Awww!
Marcus: You're like the child that I wish that I had~
Chris: Uh...What?
Marcus: I care for you, just like the daughter I spawned~
Chris: HOLD ON NOW!
Marcus: It's a little funny, You can almost call me.....DAAADD~

Am I still shipping Trevek? YES.
Am I still mourning over the Kristal Derek Half-Siblings HC? YES.
Do these DC Characters need... Okay, You know the deal at this point.

Also, Whoever ships Fiore, Drew and Miriam should leave now.

And YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, WRITER OF THAT GODAWFUL TOM X DREW FANFIC. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID. (Yes, There is a Tom x Drew fanfic on AO3.)