(Gabellie in a nutshell)
Ellie: Hello ma'am, what can I get for you today?
Gabby: Goddamn girl, Can I get a slice of that ass?
Ellie: Wtf.

Aiden: What the hell was that?!
James: A Karen who never got to speak with the manager.

Oliver: (Watches the campers' shenanigans with concern) Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Kristal: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

Nina: The shadow realm? No, I'm sending you to Ohio!

(If V! Jake and V! Nick met)
V! Jake: Can I get some watermelon juice?
V! Nick: (Offers watermelon juice) Here ya go.
V! Jake: Thank you for helping me commit cannibalism.

Tom: 3 of the hardest things for people to say....
Tom: "I was wrong" "I need help."
Tom: And wish to Chester shire sauce, just worse we're just-

Fiore: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends, until I got a dumb friend myself.
Fiore: *Drags Drew by the arm* I've only befriended Drew for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him. I woud kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Nick: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD-ASS SLUT!!!
Alec: At least try to sound slightly more sophiscated when you threaten someone.
Nick: Oh I'm sorry, I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Alec: Somehow that's worse.

Kai: I like your funny words, magic man.

Hunter: Made you all, playlists!
Hunter: Lake, Yours has only heavy metal and is dark like your soul.
Hunter: Tess, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Hunter: And Ally has the ABBA Gold album.

Ashley: Where's Tom, Jake and Dan?
Trevor: They're playing hide and seek.
Ashley: Where?
Trevor: I don't think you get how this game works.

Trevor: I have a problem.
Nina: Kill it.
Trevor: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Gabby: Listen Yul, I don't wanna fight you....
Yul: Of course, You don't! Cause you're the weakest, shortest, dumbest, most chicken, big mouth squirt in the entire team!
Gabby: (Now PISSED off.) OKAY, NOW I WANNA FIGHT YA!!!