Incorrect Quotes (OC edition)

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Timothy: (Singing) I'm bringing sexyback~
Lydia: *Screeches*
Timothy: (Singing) The motherfuckers don't know where they at-
Lydia: *Screeches*

Logan: Dad?
Tyson: Yes, Mate?
Logan: How does the baby get IN the lady's belly?
Tyson: ........
Tyson: Whoa! (Spins the swing that Logan is sitting on.)

Bruno: (Sleeping)
(Random noises start occuring in the background)
Harley: (Accidentally turns on the toy ambulance.)
Bruno: (Wakes up)

Elise: My life is a mess.
Marco: Elise relax, go get a beer.
Elise: I don't want a beer.
Marco: Who said it was for you?

*The squad is playing minecraft together*
Kimberly: Ooh! A Village! You know what that means?!
Dante: Hostile takeover?!
Nanami: Genocide?
Luna: Steal everything!
Kimberly: No, I meant-
Johnathan: I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!
Cole: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!
Kimberly: ....I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors...
Johnathan: OHHHH!!! That sounds like a better idea!
Cole: Agreed!

Kacy: (Wakes up and heads to the kitchen)
Cassie: OKAY! THIS IS, THE LAST STRAW! (Holds up a straw) You're gonna need it.
Kacy and Cassie: (Using the straws) Hehehhehehe.

(River with the other lil kids be like:)
River: (Dragging Abby) Stop! You can't take that! (Frustrated) God, Apples, Why are you being such a mess?!
Abigail: (Tears up) I'm...The mess?! (Cries)
River: (Realizes this and tries to calm her down) No.. No..! Shh..! Hey..! Hey..! (Tries to calm down Abby) Hey..! Hey..! Calm down! Calm down...! It's fine..! (Tries to shush Abby's crying) Hey?.. You wanna play with the kitty?
Abby: (Sniffs) ...Yeah...
(Then River gives Abby to Kacy and Iris.)
Iris: The hell is this?!
River: She's wasted... Just go with it!
Iris: R-Really?!... Aww....

(How Theo discovered that Bruno and Marina were dating.)
Theo: (Opens the door and sees Bruno on top of Marina.)
Marina: Go away sir, I'm hanging out with my boyfriend.
Theo: (Closes the door)

Leroy: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it! Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "What the fuck, that's illegal!" And "You can't do that!" Like, C'mon! Let me talk!

Charles: Blake, Why did you do all of this?
Blake: Because you fucking shot me, Charles...

Karmen: I guess, I'm just too tough to cry.
Frazer: Just today, You were crying about snakes.
Karmen: They don't have any arms!

Elise: Goodnight to the love of my life, Arabella, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Luna: I may be 99% angel, but that 1% gets me in trouble.

Tyler: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Xavier: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.
Elise: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tommie: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Denisse: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Thanks for reading this OC edition of the incorrect quotes.

Let's just say... I had a lot of incorrect quotes that would most likely fit these guys, hehehhe.

Timothy, Lydia, Harley, Nanami, Johnathan, Cassie, Dante, Abby, Marina and Denisse-Werewolf1363

Bruno, Theo, Luna, Kimberly and Xavier-DRDCRDR

Elise, Arabella and Cole-imnotthebestgirl

Frazer, Tommie and Leroy-FandomReaderWeeb

Tyson, Logan, Iris, Tyler, River, Kacy, Karmen, Charles, Blake and Marco-Me.

See ya next time, BYEEE!!!

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