(Okay, I couldn't help it. But it fits so well with them)

Cliffton: THAT FUCKER IS BACK!

Alexander: Yeah, I thought he was gone for good, too.

Cliffton: IT'S BEEN SEVEN YEARS!!

Alexander: You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

Cliffton: UH-FUCK YOU!

Alexander: Just sayin'~

Cliffton: Things have changed a lot since he left town.

Alexander: That's for sure.

Cliffton: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now.

(Alexander chuckles)

Cliffton: Welcome home~

I'm gonna make you wished that you'd stayed gone.

Say hello~

To a new status quo~

Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn.

Turn the TV, ONNN!!!

(Camera speeds in, rollin' in three, two...)

(WELCOME TO THE SHOW!)

Top of the hour, and we're already discussing a certain-has been who has been spotted carvorting around town, After a seven year absence!

Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice?

More on tonight's vlog!

So, Mr Milton's guy is back in town.

Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family?

Well handily, I got good news. He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile.

BUT THE SANTIN GUY IS A COWARD!

You can take that as gospel, pulling my viewers? Impossible!

I'm visual, He's barely audible, Stop givin' him the time of day! I hope you have a nice vacay...

BUT HE SHOULD'VE STAYED AWAY!

(Meanwhile Marco is listening)

While he's busy mixin' wine~

We've been getting better after time~

Now his medium is getting bloody rare~

Life's been better since he split~

Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!

Marco: (Speaking) Salutations, Good to be back on the air!

Yes, it's been a while since someone with style, treated y'all with a broadcast~

Viewers, rejoice!

Cliffton: What a dated voice!

Marco: Instead of a clout-chasin', mediocre video podcast.

Cliffton: Come on!

Marco: Is Jenkins insecure? Pursuing allure? Flitting his fad and that, is nothin' working?

Cliffton: Ignore his chirping!

Marco: Everyday, he's got a new format.

Cliffton: You're looking at the future.

HE'S THE SHIT, THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!!

Marco: Is Jenkins as strong as he purports?

Or is it based on his support?~

He'd be powerless, without his little boy buddy~

Cliffton: OH PLEASE!

Marco: And here's the sugar on the cream~

He asked ME! To join his team!

Cliffton: HOLD ON!

Marco: I said no, and now he's pissy~ That's the tea!

Cliffton: You old-Timey Dick! I'll show you suffering!

Marco: Uh oh, Is the influencer buffering?~

Cliffton: I'LL DESTROY YOU, YOU LITTLE-!!

(Blackout occurs due to the mass technology)

Marco: I'm afraid, You lost your signal.

(However, Before Marco ends the video he takes a look at Cliffton, before saying...)

Marco: Let's begin~ (Turns to Cliffton)

I'm gonna make you wish, that I'd. Stayed. Gone~

Tune on in, When, I'm done~

Your status quo will know its race is run~

Oh, This. Will. Be. Fun~

(Laughs evilly, before turning off and ending the video.)

Cliffton: ...FUUUUCCCKKK!!!!

Alexander belongs to DRDCRDR and Cliffton belongs to Werewolf1363