Patchpelt: Welcome to the 2nd Annual Cheese Pony Parade! This whole event is sponsored by The Epic Cheese Pony Club! And make sure you're wearing the pink wristbands we gave if you wish to receive a surprise at the end, just like you did if you came last year!

Squirrelflight: LAST YEAR'S SURPRISE WAS LAME! I MEAN, A $20 GIFT CARD TO MOUSEFUR'S PIZZERIA?

Patchpelt: This year's is much better. Most cats will like it more, particularly you, Squirrelflight!

Squirrelflight: It better be or I'm not coming next year!

Patchpelt*angrily*: This parade is about the cheese ponies, not the gifts!

Squirrelflight: Well, I still only come for the gifts!

Patchpelt: Okay, we're going to play our first song.

*The band starts playing*

Song:

We're not weird!

We're just special!

We're not dumb!

We're just different!

'Cause we love cheese ponies,

We live to study,

We live to learn and teach,

We live to understand,

We live to love and know,

The amazing life of CHEESE PONIES!!!!

(Chorus)

But now the world thinks we know nothing,

As we spend our lives so dedicated,

Wishing you would just listen to us,

And learn!

Oh, oh, ooooooooohhhhhhhhh!

Let yourself be inspired,

Kept in awe of those great friends,

From the clouds above our skies!

(End of chorus)

*Someone in the audience shouts "We can't be in awe of them, because they're NOT REAL!!!" The band ignores them*

We're not normal,

We're unique,

We're not worthless,

We're chosen,

Born and meant to study the great cheese ponies,

In the clouds,

There they are,

Watching us,

Smiling with pride,

'Cause someone cares,

Someone knows,

Their importance to this world we love!!!!

(Sings chorus)

Everywhere,

They're everywhere,

Look around there they are!!!!!!

(Sings chorus one more time and then the song is over)

(Starts new song)

When you feel alone,

You really aren't,

There's an invisible equine,

Right in front of you,

Just search for the hoofprints,

And there they are....

(The band plays a lot more songs for the next hour and a half. Finally they reach the end of the parade)

Patchpelt: And now, the surprise gift for everyone with a pink wristband is....an autographed "Take Me Home" CD!!!

(Squirrelflight starts screaming)

Squirrelflight: ONE DIRECTION!!!! BEST PARADE EVER!!!! ALL MINE!!!

(Squirrelflight attacks Patchpelt, trying to get all of the CDs)

Squirrelflight: MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patchpelt: Wait, Squirrelflight stop! You only need one...

Squirrelflight: DIRECTION!!!

Patchpelt: NO! One CD, not One Direction!

Squirrelflight*still trying to pull the CDs out of his hand*: But I do need One Direction!

Patchpelt: Whatever! But you don't need all of the CDs, 'cause you can only listen to one of them at a time!

(Squirrelflight stops attacking Patchpelt)

Squirrelflight: True. But then, give me my CD! NOW!!!!!!!!

(Patchpelt hands Squirrelflight her CD and she quickly runs off, screaming with joy)

Patchpelt*to himself*: And she doesn't even know the autographs are fake...