Cloudtail: Hold on, I gotta prepare somewhere for you to sleep.

(5 minutes later)

Cloudtail: Come with me.

(Leads Firestar down a small path and then points to a tree that has a straw mat under a large leafy branch.)

Firestar: Wait, this isn't your den your den is on the other side of the path.

Cloudtail: I know. This'll be where you sleep.

Firestar: Well where's my bed?

(Cloudtail points to a straw mat.)

Firestar: Wait, is this some sort of April Fools Day joke or something?

Cloudtail: No, stupid it's March 30, not the first of April!

Firestar: Well, fine! I don't how I'll ever fall asleep on that, but can I get some rest now then?

Cloudtail: No. I have work for you.

Firestar: Fine! What do you want me to do?

Cloudtail: You have to clean my couch with your toothbrush and then you can sleep for 3 hours but not a minute longer.

Firestar: What? You can't do this! It's cruelty and it can't possibly be allowed! I won't do it!

Cloudtail: I can do whatever I want! Don't you know who I am? I'm the Master of Disaster, the Bearer of Terror, the Weird and Feared, the Crazy and Lazy, the Cookie-Eater and the Defeater, the Proud and Loud, the Perfect and...

Firestar: Enough!!!

Cloudtail(glaring at Firestar): Just do what I said or you can move to the Dark Forest!

(Firestar growls with frustration before grabbing his toothbrush and marching away.)