Lionheart: We've had a lot of debates over who has the best pizzeria! Our three contestants are Smudge, Mousefur, and Redwillow! They will fight each other over who has the best pizzas and have been allowed to pick one weapon of their choice!

*Smudge raises his cake gun but whimpers in fear as Mousefur glares at him and lifts her frying pan threateningly*

Lionheart*frowning*: No attacking before we start or you are disqualified, MOUSEFUR!

Mousefur: I can do what I want!

*Redwillow is holding nothing but a pizza from his pizzeria*

Lionheart: When I say three you go! 1,2.......4!

*Mousefur charges forward and Lionheart laughs*

Lionheart: I didn't say three, Mousefur! You're disqualified!

*Mousefur charges towards Lionheart and starts hitting him on the head with her frying pan*

Lionheart: Never mind..ow! Just go attack...

*Redwillow stands and does nothing but watch as Mousefur sprints towards Smudge, who backs away, terrified, and desperately pulls at the trigger to his cake gun*

Smudge: HELP!!! IT ISN'T WORKING!!!

Mousefur: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smudge: Look behind you, Redwillow is gonna attack you!

*Mousefur spins around and Smudge flees*

Lionheart: Smudge is out of the competition! It is down to Redwillow and Mousefur!

Mousefur: SLOWLY DIE OF STRANGULATION AND POISON FROM DEATHBERRIES AND WATER HEMLOCK COMBINED!

Finchkit*magically appearing out of nowhere*: Flappy Bird!

Mousefur*frowning*: Flapping Bird?

Finchkit: NO! Flappy Bird!

Mousefur: Happy bird?

Finchkit: Never mind. Redwillow, do you play Flappy Bird?

Redwillow*enthusiastic nod*: Of course! They shouldn't have deleted it from the App Store!

Finchkit: I know right!

Mousefur: Does this have anything to do with pizza?

Finchkit: Uh, no...bye! *disappears*

Mousefur: FIRST I WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH A MONSTER AFTER BEATING YOU ON THE HEAD WITH MY FRYING PAN 1000 TIMES, THEN I WILL BOIL YOU IN A PIT OF ACID, NEXT YOU WILL BE DROWNED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND BE FORCED TO EAT A SMUDGE PIZZA! ALSO, I WILL PUSH YOU OFF OF A SKYSCRAPER, LET YOU SLOWLY BLEED TO DEATH, AND HAVE YOU BE CRUSHED BY A RANDOM PINK ELEPHANT THAT WILL FALL FROM THE SKY! In other words, I HAVE THE BEST PIZZAS! Now, any last words before I kill you?

Redwillow*tapping his phone playing Flappy Bird*: I...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WAS AT 237! Ok, so last words? Um...sorry I wasn't really listening could you repeat that?

Mousefur: FIRST I WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH A MONSTER AFTER BEATING YOU ON THE HEAD WITH MY FRYING PAN 1000 TIMES, THEN I WILL BOIL YOU IN A PIT OF ACID, NEXT YOU WILL BE DROWNED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE....

Redwillow: Ok I get the point NOW SHUT UP!

Mousefur*raising her frying pan threateningly*: Make me! Anyhow....YOU WILL BE DROWNED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND BE FORCED TO EAT A SMUDGE PIZZA! ALSO, I WILL PUSH YOU OFF OF A SKYSCRAPER...

Redwillow: Let's not fight yet. Why don't you try my pizza at least and see if you like it? You have never even tried one of mine! *offers her the pizza he has been holding the whole time*

*Mousefur hesitantly takes a bite and gags as she swallows*

Redwillow: Haha, I win!

Mousefur: Lol, no. That was disgusting.

Redwillow: It wasn't about how it tasted. It was about beating you in a battle.

Mousefur: You haven't even laid a claw on me! You haven't won the battle!

Redwillow*shrugs*: If you say so...

Mousefur: Anyhow, what was in that pizza that made it taste so disgusting?*chuckles and then speaks sarcastically* Deathberries?

Redwillow: Uh yeah...

Mousefur: Great StarClan...*falls on the ground and her paws start flailing around*

Lionheart: So that concludes the pizza battle! Redwillow is declared the winner!

Redwillow: YAY! GUMMY BEARS!!!!!