Denki: How does someone get pregnant?

Izuku: Well, when two people love each other-

Denki: Like me and Kirishima?

Kirishima:

Denki: Keep going

Izuku: They... They sleep together

Denki: We slept together!

Kirishima: Not like that! No we didn't!

Denki: You're my baby daddy!

Kirishima: I'll punch you in the mouth

Denki: Not in front of the baby!

Kirishima: There is no baby!

Denki: There are two babies

Kirishima: I ain't the daddy!

Denki: We slept together, Kirishima

Kirishima: We slept in the same room

Denki: And now I'm pregnant

Kirishima: You are not fucking pregnant!

Denki, muttering: Look at him cussing at the father of his child

Kirishima: I can't stand you.

Denki: Then why did you sleep with me?

Kirishima: It was a sleepover!

Denki: Kirishima.

Kirishima: Yes?

Denki: I was on the bottom and you were on the top

Kirishima: Yeah, in fucking bunk beds!

Izuku: