Mr Spooder is sad.

He sees hot spooder.

"Hey, wanna go out?" Mr Spooder says in his sexiest voice possible.

"No," Hot Spooder says.

"Yay!" Says Mr Spooder says.

"I said no." Said Hot Spooder.

"Fine," says Mr Spooder as he walks off.

He suddenly hears a SMASH!

Oh no Hot Spooder is dead.

Mr spooder sighs,"Why is love so cruel?"

The end.