Christmas Day

*le me playing Zombie Shooter 2 on laptop

Me: *shoots crazily* Hehe, eat this you f*cking bastard!!!

Master: *comes from nowhere* Hey Fog!

Me: *pauses game* Yes Master?

Master: *smiles* Do you want a Christmas gift?

Me: Yes yes!!!
*in head* Please is a zombie head or Diabolik Lovers' Kanato pics...

Master: Close your eyes

Me: Okay! *closes my eyes*

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Master: Okay, open now!

Me: *opens my eyes*

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Me: NO!!! MY GAME!!!! Why did you unplug the cable?

Master: *smiles innocently* Merry Christmas Fog!!! *leaves*

Great!!! Now I have to play it again...