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-Chloe is the school principal. She's always really strict and she has a death glare that will force anyone sent to her office to confess their crimes immediately. She's stressed 24/7 and LIVES on Starbucks.

-Constantly complaining about her job to her secretary and wonders why she got it in the first place. 

-She's married to Brooke, the art teacher, and she'll stop by to teach art class. Kids are TERRIFIED of her and she doesn't really like most of them. 

-Jenna is Chloe's secretary who is constantly getting paperwork shoved in her face. She's Chloe's personal 'psychiatrist' whenever Chlo needs someone to talk too. 

-She's a part time hairdresser and on the weekends she turns her and Christine's, her fiancé's, garage into a hair salon. 

-All the students love her! Jenna is known for being laid back on tardies, detentions, and just discipline in general. She's huge on Tumblr and knows enough pop culture to make the students see her just like another peer. 

-Brooke is the art teacher and she's  the super laid back 'peace and love, I'm probably high' teacher. She'll have painting classes outside and has made it her life mission to make sure her students learn to capture the beauty of the things around us. 

-She and Chloe have been married for three years. Brooke makes sure Chloe doesn't overwork herself and Chloe keeps people from walking all over Brooke. Any night is a cuddle night and they'll curl up and watch movies together. Also they live right next to a Pinkberry so they go there every day. 

-Christine is the best music-drama teacher. She decorates her classroom in musical inspired posters depending on what she's teaching. She teaches through Disney songs and dances and a lot of her class is 'If you can carry a tune, or be positive, you'll get an A+++!' 

-She drinks A LOT of coffee so she's always up and on her feet, she'll sometimes go to the Principals office just to say hi to Jenna. 

-She and Jeremy started working as teachers at the same time

-Rich is the advanced math//Honours English teacher. He's known for being one of the strictest, expecting the highest grades and pushing students to do their best on every homework and project he assigns. His lessons are like striking up a conversation with the guy, he's so chill about Math and English it almost makes the subject seem cool. 

-He really wants to see his students succeed and is always happy to help if someone doesn't understand a subject. Plus with a degree in child psychology he basically helps these kids go through their problems. 

-Jake is the gym teacher whose legs sometimes give away but don't let that fool you. He believed every kid can achieve something greater and they just have to unlock it, this results in students having to run fifteen laps around the gym so they can 'Get into the SPIRIT!' 

-Rich started working at the school much sooner than Jake (he's worked there for about six years while Jake only has three). They were originally rivals for the position of Hockey Coach, a rivalry that turned into a crush that lead them to get married after dating for two years. 

-Rich is extremely proud of this he'll flaunt his wedding ring and he asks all the students to call him 'Mr. Goranski-Dillinger'.

-Jeremy is the science teacher who only knows one method of teaching: power points. He's really nice but kind of out of the loop wen it comes to what kids are into. He's really charming and most students come talk to him if they're having problems with anything. 

-Jeremy teaches exactly like he was taught, so even if it doesn't go with the textbook he'll teach it. 

-Michael Mell is the newest hire at the school (starting to work there only a year after Jeremy) and he's the computer science teacher. He's an all time class favourite. He's very laid back when it comes to disipline and most kids just listen to him cause he's really cool. 

-Dabs in class and does crazy challenges to get kids to learn stuff

-Basically if Youtube was a teacher. 

-Jenna is a big gossip and she gets all the tea from the teachers in every grade

-Rich, Christine, Jeremy, and Brooke get together in the teacher's lounge to gossip about everyone. Michael and Jake sometimes join in. 

-"I'm scared of the language arts teacher"

-"Mr. Whizzer? He seems nice!"

-"I caught him and Marvin having sex in the janitor's closet"

-*Christine spits out coffee, Jeremy stares at him in horror* 

-For Christmas-Hannukah-Kwanza-Winter Solstice-WHATEVER PEOPLE CELEBRATE DURING WINTER HOLIDAYS- Brooke got everyone industrial sized coffee mugs which she got the teacher's class to decorate. 

-Jeremy and Michael's classes are right next to each other and they met because Michael needed staplers this once. It got annoying because it seemed Michael needed staplers every fucking day.

-But soon it became more than just staplers, it was actually talking. About video games, life, taxes, their classes, heck they get together every weekend to play retro games. 

-Even the fifth grade class he teaches picked up that Michael had a crush on him. 

-They start to ship them intensely and eventually the entire teaching staff finds out. How?

-Rich storms into the teacher's lounge demanding to know why the students keep turning in ship fiction of the two teachers. 

-Michael finally works up the nerve to ask Jeremy on an arcade date and Jeremy casually tells his class.

-The class freaks out and Rich is more than annoyed 

-"IF I HAVE TO READ ONE MORE FUCKING PAPER ABOUT YOUR DATE SATURDAY YOU'RE DEAD"