-Hey beauties I have way too many modern Hamilton headcannons- 

-I don't even know why 

-Alexander Hamilton:

-He's thirty something and he's the US history, APUSH, MUN club leader, part time librarian, AP Literature teacher- 

-Yeah this guy has a lot on his back

-👏Puerto👏Rican👏Immigrant👏 

-Scolds at people in Spanish 

-Also he freestyle raps in class to make his lessons more interesting 

-Bisexual disaster

-Really needs glasses but never wears them, just contacts 

-Constantly walks into stuff bc of that

-He and Veronica are friends, like best buds, she gets him coffee and helps out with lessons and they can both laugh about their traumatizing experiences (Hamilton's childhood and Ronnie's murder spree). 

-Becomes a whiny bitch when sleepy 

-Refuses to wash his hair for like a week straight

-Fucking LIVES on Starbucks 

-Can and will type out 1,000 word long texts and cite his sources for gossip in MLA format 

-Puts his hair up in a messy bun while working and forgets that he stuck his pen in there

-He secretly works as a journalist that publishes anonymously 

-Dated Eliza in high school, but broke up after the second year of high school.

-Currently Married to John Laurens and they have a son named Phillip

-Diagnosed Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and NVLD.

-Has been arrested about four times; all three times he punched someone (like the bursar), except once, when he got arrested with the Art Squad™ (John, Angelica, Eliza, and Maria) because they thought he was also vandilizing property. He was just carrying the supplies, though.

-He hasn't slept in a week he's tired give him a break please

-Very, very, very terrifying when pissed off.

-Massive germaphobe 

-John Laurens:

-He too is a whiny bitch when he's sleepy 

-Had a turtle phase instead of an emo phase and people still tease him by sending him turtle pictures and videos. 

-Also thirty something he works as a lawyer and part time vet 

-"Move I'm gay"

-Often falls asleep leaning against something- a wall, the counter, arms crossed

-The worst at cooking

-He loves animals and he has a german Shepard named Bella 

-When he was still trying to figure himself out he ended up making a string of bad decisions which resulted in him having a son named Phillip 

-Is really into video games and claims to have beaten Eliza in Mario Kart

-The issue is not settled

-Hasn't cut his hair in AGES but he takes extremely good care of it

-Constantly bothers Alexander to wash his hair and he loves to play with hair 

-He makes his own braided bracelets which he can customize and sells them on etsy and redbubble 

-Plus he owns a TON of rainbow stuff

-His personality is self-loathing yet also self-loving. It's kinda sad.

-The last thing that his mother ever gave him was a teddy bear named Complexity (his mom named it, she clearly has no clue how one names stuffed animals). Due to that, he's very protective over it, and actually keeps her stuffed in his horse's saddlebag. No one knows about that except for his siblings.

-Yes, he loves turtles, but he just loves nature and animals in general. Especially turtles, caves, and the water.

-He can't swim and almost drowns a lot

-His father scares him

-Very religious Christian; he would be far less religious if it weren't for his goddamn father though--

-Everyone calls him Freckles

-Very tall (he's like 5'9-- 5'11-- 6'0? I dunno)-

-Lams because of course: 

-Eliza and Alex were a POWER COUPLE in high school but they broke up during second year since Eli could sense that Alex wasn't really feeling the love. 

-They still remained really good friends though and ever since Eliza has wanted Alex to start dating again, just to see him happy 

-John Lauren's was an idiot during college and his father had him convinced that love was only between a man and woman and that he should be dating a girl. One of his friends got him with a girlfriend and they rushed into things way too quickly. 

-This ended up with Laurens getting a son named Phillip, who's mother died during childbirth. 

-Despite becoming a Dad at 21 he was still able to graduate University and go on to become a lawyer. 

-His father refused to help him financially so he ended up having to get a bunch of crazy, random jobs for extra cash. 

-Alex and him met at Starbucks of course! 

-Alexander was studying for his fifth degree or something and was always in a rush since he never woke up on time 

-He ended up coming so frequently that John memorized his order, having it ready the minute he stepped up to order 

-"Hey I'm in a rush-"

-"One extra large triple bean expresso, two packets of sugar and extra whipped cream, I added rainbow sprinkles for good luck"

-"Right-thank you" 

-John usually also worked the counter at 12:00 am when Hamilton was busily writing papers. 

-He'd hear him complain about economics being a bitch and how corrupt government was and Laurens would sometimes add his two cents on the topic. 

-Mostly he loved it when Alex got excited or angry cause his eyes would just light up with so much sparkle it made his heart go crazy. 

-Alex didn't get the hint till he brought Eliza to get coffee and she literally had to spell it out for him. 

-"Hey John Laurens right? I'm Eliza Schuyler-Reynolds, your son goes to my wife and my daycare right?" 

-"Yes! Phillip really loves your singing, he always tells me about how pretty it is, I didn't know you and Alex were friends"

-"Yes we are and-" *Eliza kicks Alex in the shins to make him shut up*

-"Phillip also said you needed a new babysitter? Well Alex here is GREAT with children! He'd be more than glad to help!" 

-Alex is about it reject the offer and just order his damn coffee but Laurens face lights up like a Christmas tree and he can't say no. They exchange numbers and he has his first day at work that Saturday. 

-He reads the entire maternity section in the library and binge watches kids cartoons on TV to try and get an idea of what the Hell he's supposed to be doing. 

-So on Saturday he's pretty much ready and he strolls up to John's address before realizing it's a small student apartment complex 

-John greets Hamilton immediately and (as he's running around trying to make sure that he has everything for his classes) he explains to him everything he needs to know about taking care of Phillip. 

-Hamilton falls in love with Philip, the little poet wrote his way into Ham's heart and even after a few hours of barely knowing Alex saw Phillip as his son. 

-John comes back home at around 11:30 and Hamilton is still wide awake, with Phillip having decided to fall asleep on him. 

-They literally spend the rest of the night talking. Their lives, their fucked up pasts, their dreams, how John ended up with Phillip and how Alex didn't end up with Eliza. 

-They didn't MEan to exchange phone numbers and plan out their first date. They went to see 'Hamlet' at the theatre and that was only the start. 

-Hamilton let John and Phillip move in with him after dating for around six months. 

-Phillip loves his 'Dads' and would do anything for them. 

-Hamilton and John are practically made for each other, and it's one morning at 2:00 am with Laurens passed out in his lap that Hamilton realizes this. That he might want to spend the rest of his life with this amazing man. 

-He doesn't take Laurens out to dinner or anything fancy, he just gets home early to make Ramen for the both of them. 

-Laurens gets home to an almost burnt down kitchen and Hamilton sitting at the dining room table with two boxes of ramen and furiously staring off into space 

-They start to eat dinner and Hamilton is a nervous wreck considering that he's gonna propose, so much he doesn't notice that he's nearly cut himself with chopsticks. Now he has bloody ramen. 

-John freaks out and cleans up Alex's hand and kisses it better and Alex literally breaks down in nerves and just hugs John and never wants to let go. 

-John is slightly taken aback but he hugs back immediately 

-Alex's proposal is short and not as eloquent as he'd like but 

-"Laurens I don't have a dollar to my name, an acre of land, a dog to command, or dollop of fame. All I have's my honour a tolerance for pain, a couple of half baked college credits and my top notch brain. I hate your father but-I'm rambling at this point. So no stress, my love for you was never in doubt, let's get a little placee uptown and figure it out. I've been living without a family since I was a child, my father left my mother died so I grew up buck wild but I'll never forget my mothers face that was real, and I swear to God as long as I'm alive I've never felt more-"

-"I Do!" Laurens sings before kissing him 

-They get married when they can finally afford a wedding (Eliza is the wedding planner of course)

-And all their other friends get together to make the ceremony magical. Hercules is the flower girl and throws petals all over the audience. 

-They get married in a beautiful chapel 

-Alexander bores everyone to death with his wedding vow and John uses words so long they make his tongue twist, but neither of them would've had the ceremony any other way. 

-After they get married they do get a little place uptown, Cause they both like it uptown it's quiet uptown. 

-Even after they start working they'll make time just to be together and enjoy each other's company.

-When Alex wants a hug he'll just lift up his arms and wait for John to wrap his arms around his waist and spin him around the room.

-When John's had a bad day he falls asleep on his front  and Alex will curl up on him protectively 

-John only calls Alex "babygirl" when he's trying to convince Alex to stop working

-They read Phillip sociology textbooks go get him to fall asleep and John usually falls asleep while Alex reads. 

-Alex stays up all night reading and then makes breakfast. 

-Alexander considers no song a bop until him and John have danced to it abruptly in their living room instead of working. 

-John leaves multicoloured sticky notes with little messages about how much he loves Alex. He glued them on Alex's lunchbag and laptop.

-They Just Love each other a lot.